thisisdecision2016:

Did Mop really just release Mop’s entire web history to the public?? I’m here reporting live with MeYou News. This is Decision2016; I’m Nyler Colby.

HOW CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO WILL CUT CORNERS WHEN IT COMES TO WATER!?
Wretched Tooth promises to bring fresh water for all!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

coelasquid:

a classic.

This is the happiest day of Frank Castle’s life O.O

scraps-is-busy:

Scraps probably would be vulnerable to poison joke, since I don’t see any reason they’d be uniquely immune.

As for what the joke would be… Probably an unraveling of threads, or a really ugly checker pattern.

Checkers and plaid and polka dots

wendowl:

Rick makes no promises and only has their name and reputation to back up their campaign.

Deborah rushed into this election, trying to be hip and cool with the younger crowd but shows no promise as a potential leader. 

Mop will end up mopping away whatever is left that’s good in the world. 

Vote Wretched Tooth, who knows how wretched this world has become and how they can gnaw our way to victory on a global scale.

scraps-is-busy:

April fools, I’m still shitposting.

masteraura:

silver-tongues-blog:

masteraura:

silver-tongues-blog:

at least my second choice is gonna win….

he should of been your first choice =P

I don’t agree with his policies. He’s cuts corners in regards to water

Tooth stands for fresh water not cheap water.

and mop might go for cheap water.

Tooth is my first choice, mop was second

ladie-bug:

The April Fools failed for me, cuz I think coppy is pretty cute.

edit: Oh, god! He was trying to tell us! Coppy come back! You can photocopy my butt if you want. ToT

silver-tongues-blog:

It means we should all pay our respects to someone who was there for us. Someone who worked hard and helped our stocks when they were at their lowest. Someone who put us before himself and as a result, passed away.

Never forget, coppy the copy machine

Originally posted by inquisidorkss

May he be at peace.