The author is the most relatable character in OUAT because he spends his time jsut torturing his characters and writing possible AUs which lead to his ships fricking the frack and in the end, when he’s free to go, he goes back to his OTP to make sure it happens.
sex is a lot like silent hills. there’s a massive build-up of hype, it gets cancelled halfway through, hideo kojima is there
The Kelpie
Kelpies are mytholigical creatures from Scottish folklore, that trick people into riding them and then drown them.
ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
#Who needs a PRNDL when you have a broomstick
Headcanon accepted
me n the bae
Bae: what's on ur mind
me: Nothing
Me really: I'm very worried about how DC will portray Harley Quinn. Margot Robbie is talented and lovely but will the writing hold up? Will they forget she has PHD and just make her a ditzy blonde airhead? I mean I hope not but you can't trust hollywood writers these days with characters like her. I just want to see her represented properly because if not it'll ruin the whole experience of the film for me. The DCCU had a shaky start but if this and BvS are good then we're going strong, I just don't know what to think and I cannot handle this anticipation-
a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert
if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”
boom goes the dynamite
