Silver Tongue
Tumblr Boss: Hey, and don't forget to bring back those reptiles!!
Tumblr Boss: Sorry, there was a type there I meant *replies! Bring back the replies!
Tumblr Staff: um...
Tumblr exec: So what are we doing for april fools this year?
Intern: Hear me out...
Intern: Lizards.
Intern: But with politics.
Exec:
Exec:
Exec:
Exec: *phones secretary* Mary, get this man a blowjob and a cadillac.

death–420:

haw haw

memeufacturing:

i hate staff as much as all of you do but ffs why are some of you literally incapable of having fun

Agreed. April fools is the one time they actually do everything right.
Remember last year when we were all business owners with various stocks and had our companion, coppy (Rest his soul)

god-sam-it:

and everyone voted so hard that tumblr caught on fire and burned down

Friends

wretchedtooth:

The Media Distorts And It Skews. The Reason Our Stance Appears Radical Is That Society Has Veered So Far From Truth That It Has Become An Abstract Concept. A Brand. We Will Not Stand for Anything Less Than Freedom And Equality For All.

BREAKING

thisisdecision2016:

@timefordeborah is rumored to be a Salamander

And yet she still claims she’s a lizard. How can you trust someone who lies about who they are!?

Tumblr right now be like
dan-mcneely:
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