adurot:

greensalamander:

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

did-you-kno:

did-you-kno:

“Under” people take note: it has been tweeted to the world and there is nowhere to hide.

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I’d also like my cousin Andrea to know that not only was I 100% right, but I exercised complete restraint for, like, an entire year in order to NOT rub it in her face. So without further ado, I shall now commence with the face rubbing.

I TOLD YOU, BETCH!

I once again point out that I don’t care which way you put the tp as long as you refill the damn roll.

The answer to the question depends on if you have young children or cats or not.

I prefer over, but so do my cats. Under is the only way to ensure I don’t get toilet paper all over the floor.

See @silver-tongues-blog, this guy gets it.

and if you’re at a public bathroom, there is no excuse to have it under.

ljm:

beachwitchvibes:

emilydoesthething:

99precincts:

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

i truly love this man

andy samberg, you can stay

grumpshiptrash:

relatablepicturesofninjasexparty:

doodoo-not:

kdnull:

lockychan:

relatablepicturesofninjasexparty:

Someone who doesn’t watch nsp explain this picture

Retired Ninja Warrior father is trying to make breakfast for his 80’s fanatic son but is quickly losing all of his patience with him

Ninja cooks red tomatoes while rethinking his life while a sneaky Michael Jackson looks for sugar.

Is there actual context for this?

Yes. The man in the blue pants (Danny) is fucking the cabinet while the ninja (Brian) is making a lovely meal of two tomatoes

Well when you put it that way it just seems ridiculous

the world is rather cruel that way

verifascinating:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

musewhipped:

Four to beam down, Mr Scott!

This is is possibly the coolest Star Trek TOS fan art I’ve ever seen!

No, but seriously, where did this come from? Who is the artist? Where was this taken?

It’s an art installation at the Microsoft office Studio D in Redmond, Washington, made by Devorah Sperber. It’s made of 75,000 beads.

I drew angel without his mask but you people have to earn it.

HINT: It’s not some horrible burn. 

undertalelover16:

Adorable

afloweroutofstone:

argumate:

cassogonecrazy:

Literally my favorite vine

I’ve passed over the chance to reblog this Vine enough times that I finally have to bite the bullet.

Six shots in six seconds. WEED CARD. Cop with beard and “COP” on shirt giving flute solo. Camera twisting left/right.

Did anyone anticipate this, back when moving pictures were invented?

The only thing funnier than this Vine is trying to think about how hard it would be to explain this six seconds of footage to someone from 1895