candyredterezii:

Don’t be squidward.

Remember what happened

Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally

Remember

Nobody wants to be a Squidward

scotchtapeofficial:

“you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole”

kirmira:

Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong

fruitsoftheape100:

sandsvendor100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Tapir’s Go To Chupider To Get More Stupider

Ape Go’s To University

Still Does Not Have More Brains Than Me

My Smartness Gift From Cosmic Fold

Ape Mind Of Clay Worse Than Gerold

Tapir Make Business Checks And Bills

Upon Jupinder’s Orange Hills

Ape Trying Clever With This Rhyme?

Seymor Is One With Space And Time.

Bad

1763:

everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him 

nhaingen:

nhaingen:

applejack: (jsut fu cking pours dirt on the floor)

bevendre:

Should cowponies made from different pony races (unicorn, pegasus, earth) have different horns?

Yes

Tomorrow is April Fool’s so this is just a reminder that I’m not going to post any screamers or anything like that or play with anyone’s emotions by faking death or fake asking someone out. The worst I’m going to do is Rickroll people or not put enough ice in a drink

bye-bye-little-sebastian:

I’ve had this queued for like 5 months what’s 2016 like?? hello future me