drownedinlight:

I wonder if a stranger in red, not on the guest list, will join them.

moonpaw:

uh-huh

adventurerof:

maglor-still-lives:

maglor-still-lives:

maglor-still-lives:

I can’t decide what’s better: elves being a tricked-out version of humans, or the races having similar appearances but completely different physiologies.

An elf goes to a human hospital and the doctors are like holy fuck. You broke our blood typing machine.

“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”

the-sloth-king:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

the maple leafs injured both of the hurricanes goalies so they put their fucking zamboni driver in the net LMAO

he’s a 42 year old with a kidney transplant. the hurricanes are currently winning the game

they just won and the entire team is hugging him

To clarify this absolutely embarrassing story. He was the leafs zamboni driver. And played for the hurricanes.

tmp-art:

“I met the night and they purred"  

Based on this post

nintooner:

this is an “enemies to lovers” fanfiction in the making

<3<

chefpyro:

tumblr artists i respect and support you but please get a theme that’s fuckin readable i dont care how nice your 4 pt pastel cyan font looks on your pastel blue background

oof big mood. I wish more people just used redux altogether.

kawaiite-mage:

sirobvious:

tilthat:

TIL that eating 1400 Slim Jims will kill a person via sodium nitrate poisoning

via reddit.com

Is that, like, in a day or just ever?

Every time you eat a slim jim, the counter ticks down.

so the limit is 1399?

arclup:

was thinking about this book

is that despereaux?