porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

ask-wiggles:

I AM IN LOVE WITH TROUBLESHOES

How many times do you think he’s tried to take his life but failed because his luck refuse to let him?

thatsthat24:

rum:

rum:

What do you call a shipment of snails?

Escargo

Snipment

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

slytherins: *have no role models. i mean no role models. regulus black is seen as a death eater, snape is an abusive bastard, draco isn't given redemption, andromeda is hardly mentioned. no role models*
slytherins: *work hard all year, about to win, and still lose the house cup*
slytherin first years: *belittled when sorted. they're eleven years old*
slytherins: *always suspected, undermined, and pitted against the rest of the school*
slytherins: *booed at every Quidditch match*
slytherins: *excluded from the only redemption they can have- fighting in the battle and dumbledore's army*
slytherins: *expected to fight in the battle anyways and treated like fucking terrorists when they choose not to for fear that they'll be fighting their parents, friends, and family*
slytherins: *automatically taken to mean death eater*
slytherins: *always pitted against the rest of the school and portrayed as terrible people even though they face discrimination and harassment*
gryffindors: WHY ARE ALL THE SLYTHERINS MEAN TO US? WE'RE SO NICE!! *uwu*
castielcampbell:
“ thegoodnaysayer:
“ roachpatrol:
“ grinderman2:
“ Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick
”
what the fuck
no
”
OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
”
for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s...

castielcampbell:

thegoodnaysayer:

roachpatrol:

grinderman2:

Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick

what the fuck

no

image

OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just TOO YOUNG

extradan:

whoa yooka laylee hit like 1 million pounds

timblywimbly:

This scene is one of the funniest things I’ve seen

voiceofnature:
“yugiohbam:
“luciferh:
“Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.
” ”

voiceofnature:

yugiohbam:

luciferh:

Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.

image

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clientsfromhell:

I made a website for a customer and put it up ona temporary URL so he could see the results. And since he ignored my emails requesting content, the text and images were taken from his current website.

Me: Is the website ready to be launched with the current content?

Client: No way, you just copied all the text from the old site.

Me: Well, you didn’t answer the several emails we sent where we asked you for materials like text and images.

Client: I thought you wrote the new text. The current content is 10 years old.

Me: Well you can pay us extra and we’ll write the text, or pay a copywriter to write text for you, because it’s not included in the price.

Client: So what is it you’ve actually done?

Me: I set up a website for you. Have you read the contract you signed?

Client: I don’t care about contracts. If I cannot trust a man on his word at a meeting, then we might just stop here.

Me: Okay, but I recommend you read the contra….

He then hung up on me.