“he had a body like a greek god”
which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull
I tend to imagine Priapus.
dear lord
DEAR LORD
Oh my
Well fuck I’m reading Dave with Arin’s voice now
Who’s Arin and why am I speaking in his voice?
Wait, you sound like arin? I always read your posts like danny
feet are in agony
Bleeding from so much walking
wahhhh
Show me cute poniesAgony?
Is it beyond power of speech?I will slap you
*rips off shit*
WHEN THE ONE THING YOU WANT IS THE ONLY THING OUT OF YOUR REACH!I have to assume you ment shirt there
No, I’m singing on the toilet
but you said rips off shit
Madam are you okay?
Do you need assistance
I was gonna continue but realized it’s getting into territory I don’t really want to get to.
My progress on mario 64 DS
A few days ago, I found my old copy of mario 64 ds and decided to play it.
Only one file was on there and it only had 130 stars out of 150 so this time around, I decided to sit down on a new character and do a 100% completion.
I just finished both the main floor and the basement and got all the stars and secret stars. The only time I’ve been upstairs was to get wario. But I never really realized how easy it is to just beat the game normally. I have only been on half the floors and already have enough stars to fight the final bowser.
feet are in agony
Bleeding from so much walking
wahhhh
Show me cute poniesAgony?
Is it beyond power of speech?I will slap you
*rips off shit*
WHEN THE ONE THING YOU WANT IS THE ONLY THING OUT OF YOUR REACH!I have to assume you ment shirt there
No, I’m singing on the toilet
feet are in agony
Bleeding from so much walking
wahhhh
Show me cute poniesAgony?
Is it beyond power of speech?I will slap you
*rips off shit*
WHEN THE ONE THING YOU WANT IS THE ONLY THING OUT OF YOUR REACH!
found the best twitter
I was angry until i read the tweets
How did they manage to find so many incorrect ways to spell feminism
easy. you just have it start with an F have an S in the middle and end with M
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
“I can’t,” the immortal says.
“Why not?” the lover asks.
“I’m already sharing my power.”
“With who?”
The immortal looks down. “My cat.”
COLD BLOODED
I FUCKING LOST IT
CATS WONT LEAVE YOU OR JUDGE YOU
