nicholasgurewitch:

I couldn’t figure out which variation of a fortune cookie idea to do for the Cyanide and Happiness guest week, so I ended up doing all 3.

bonerfart:

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

rosexknight:

Just because someone has a heavy accent that is Indian, Hispanic, Asian, or literally any other country that isn’t familiar to you does NOT mean they “Can’t speak a lick of English.”

I assure you, they CAN speak English. You’re just too frustrated with the fact that you can’t hear them or can’t take a moment to understand their accent that you’re being a fucking bitch.

retiredprince:

h0odrich:

straight guys masculinity so fragile that they have to think long and hard about putting a flower in their hair and wearing a skirt for 10 mil

i would wear that to a trump rally for free

I would pay to wear that at a trump rally

I love it when side characters turn into villains because they weren’t the ones who got the glory

rott-ing-root:

Tag yourself

im Nina and Coco

I’m coco

kramergate:

grampyre:

kramergate:

I NEED all the hugely popular blatantly fake posts from 2012 - 2014 right now

this is true I was the cop

You know, I don’t know if it’s connected or not but my neighbor was screaming for like 30 seconds straight a few days when it updated a few days ago. I’m not making any accusations but it is a possibility. No cops were involved though and I didn’t feel like talking to them to find out what was going on.

hunkyskanks:

GHOSTLY DESIRES