Silver Tongue
A list of assumptions that this AU made

half-hearted-dreamers:

1. Chara is the narrator

2. Chara was able to SAVE/LOAD

3. Chara is not inherently evil, but easily influenced

4. Gaster was around when Chara was living with the Dreemurrs. No one remembers him clearly.

5. Sans is unable to remember other timelines other than shades of feelings like everyone else.

6. Sans can communicate with other Sanses via a transtemporal journal he can access and write logs to.

7. Sans’ shortcuts are him stopping time.

8. Asgore and Toriel have been separated for many decades, they are unlikely to become a couple again, but they may reconcile.

9. Sans has an interest in Toriel. Toriel has not considered it.

10. The seven sorcerers that created the barrier were sympathetic towards the monsters

11. Frisk never performed a genocide run.

12. Frisk is genderfluid

jitterbugjive:

pineapple whip filled dark chocolate eggs are the worst fucking idea

 do not try them 

and fire whoever thought it was a good idea

I agree with firing them.

Out of a canon.

Into the sun

xombiekitty:
“ vincentvangozer:
“ kremlindusk:
“ blazepress:
“ A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.
”
Of course Satan would start in Australia.
”
Of course Australia has fire tribbles that mate in a...

xombiekitty:

vincentvangozer:

kremlindusk:

blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

Of course Satan would start in Australia.

Of course Australia has fire tribbles that mate in a vortex orgy.

^^^ fire tribbles that mate in a vortex orgy

omg lol :D

Me if I was the avatar

Having internet friends be like
Me: you live where
Me: ACROSS THE DAMN WORLD????
Me: dude teach me curse words in your native
Me: GO
Me: TO
Me: BED
Me: ITS MIDNIGHT OVER THERE
Me: yo fight me from across the ocean
hail-krillie:
“ Panic! at the Japan
”

hail-krillie:

Panic! at the Japan

veryhappyturtle:
“ david:
“ No!!
”
U when texting tumblr staff to fix the website
”

veryhappyturtle:

david:

No!!

U when texting tumblr staff to fix the website

animetrash-butokaywithit:

wouldn’t it be neat if everyone’s hair color was based off of their birth stone??
tag what your hair color would be!!!

avfro:

How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1 or 2 people to put up with my ass for an afternoon and y’all be running around with the entire magic school bus in toe.

well I"m part of two squads right now. One of them was all “hey, you have a blog similar to ours. Wanna join us?” and the other was because because we all had fruity pachyderms