Silver Tongue

spiderjewel:

The funniest Star Wars twist would be if instead of a family-reveal it was a not-family-reveal where Kylo Ren finds out he’s adopted and not even related to Darth Vader at all

havleyquinn:

It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.

the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me: that's fair.

queerbabbe:

If you want to know what it’s like being trans just imagine yourself exactly as you are but everyone else sees you as someone else and if you correct them they may kill you.

Shitty bi discourse 2015: who are you

Shitty aro/ace discourse 2016: I'm you but stronger

disjointed-psyche:

221cbakerstreet:
morning-tilts:
Today’s political post
thank you
FLAWLESS VICTORY

GS P3

goat-son:

ceresmon:

GudeTama Water Egg Ball Shaped Squishies

free him

gay-compass:

seaminglycomplex:
nerdgasrnz:
huntressgoodwitch:
nerdgasrnz:
huntressgoodwitch:
nerdgasrnz:
seaminglycomplex:
nerdgasrnz:
omgrwby:
huntressgoodwitch:
im seeing posts that are like ruby rose: is her inspiration red riding hood or dorothy? but look in front of u:
ruby’s fast and u know what else is fast
Originally posted by travisaren
HOLY SHIT RUBYS SONIC
EXCUSE YOU, BUT THE POSITION OF FAST, BLUE-HAIRED CHARACTERS WITH HOMING ATTACKS AND HYDROPHOBIA IS ALREADY TAKEN
If Neptune is Sonic so Ruby must be
Originally posted by hibike
One more thing:
ok but hear me out
Originally posted by gaberture-laboratories
Originally posted by angel-island-knuckles
You know what else that means:
this has been under our noses the entire time:
okay but
Originally posted by blazetbw
HOLY SHIT WTF