Silver Tongue
GS P5

coolthinghere:

dittolicous:

dittolicous:

IM SCREAMIN. I WAS CLEANING MY ROOM SO I MOVED A LIL FOOT REST AND FOUND A CRIME SCENE. WORST OF ALL, I CANT FIND HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!! 911 SEND HELP!!!!!!

THE WORST PART IS THAT IVE BEEN VACUUMING AND JUST DUMPED MY BAG. HIS HEAD. ITS GONE FOREVER!!!!!! STAN FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!

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life imitates art

i-swear-i-am-cool:

Let your arms enfold us.

sailorleo:

you are coming down with me

hand in unlovable hand

hot things to say during sex

rurukatt:

  • inventory is full
  • I’m out of range
  • I can’t carry any more
  • that spell isn’t ready yet
  • I need to target something first
  • it’s too far away

I’ve not seen such bravery

proudblackconservative:

gavingh:

why do white people exist???? are they necessary????? do they fill any significant function?????? no???????????

Well you see, early hominids settled in various places of the world and these places experienced various climates. The hominids in the climates that were especially warm and unshaded developed dark skin to help absorb the suns rays and protect them from harsh burning. The ones in the cooler climates had lighter skin and often hairier bodies to help keep them warm. Some in the Far East developed extra skin folds around their eyes to protect from harsh winds. The human species has produced all manner of skin tones and other physical features throughout its evolution and it’s part of what makes the species so interesting. There are some foolish people who would seek to divide and distain based on arbitrary things such as skin color and physical appearance, but those people should not be paid much attention to. Oh wait…

amemait:

flannelvandal:

And honestly, I think that the whole “millennials are so entitled” thing is just to gaslight young people with shitty jobs into thinking they’re crazy for expecting basic decency and respect.

Oh

need vocals for your song but cant sing?

fuzzleyan:

258s:

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hire a samurai

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poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai

goingtobuffalo:

0oazulo0:

goingtobuffalo:

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Depends.

… On what