lowkeywalker:

tedtheodorelogan:

cyborgcap:

Cataclysm: Ultimate Spider-Man #28

If you’re not familiar with Ultimate Marve, that’s Miles Morales as Spider-Man instead of Peter Parker. This is him without the costume:

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Kinda puts that interaction in a different light.

“but you guys used to pull guns on me and…”

why ur sign is still single
aries: moody as fuck
taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
leo: too needy
virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
libra: no reason ur perfect
scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don't know what you want
capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything
aquarius: too insensitive
pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one
give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:
“snowcoveredsunflower:
“deadmomjokes:
“barfingunicorn:
“823-hauntingconman:
“deaditeslayer:
“ aranea-mcchattysylph:
“ scrotumcoat:
“ capnskull:
“ the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the...

give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

snowcoveredsunflower:

deadmomjokes:

barfingunicorn:

823-hauntingconman:

deaditeslayer:

aranea-mcchattysylph:

scrotumcoat:

capnskull:

the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.

“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”

when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet

My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.

There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).

Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.

BANG!!!!!!!!

Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.

See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”

And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.

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ek-24z:

Uhh…

C- Congrats?

They can have interspecies babies but not a lesbian couple? I blame communists.

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:

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miss-nerdgasmz:

ho0zy:

when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

A little louder for the racists in the back

kindahornyart:

You gotta make some sacrifices in this industry.

karatam:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

alchemic-fallen-angel:

kyrianne:

greaserpaint:

thedetectiveunderthestairs:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

What if it was sung in Russian too??

why not a real Russian lullaby?

тили тили бом (Tili Tili Bom)

WHY IS TILI TILI BOM SO CREEPY

CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO FALL ASLEEP AFTER THIS???

This is terrifying

Imagine that song being in the trailer, but it’s sung by both a child’s voice and Scarlett’s at the same time, meant to symbolize both Natasha as an adult and Natasha as a small child. The haunting part is that there is no version of this where either one hasn’t been ripped of her innocence.

Someone actually made it and it’s amazing

equine-ess:

ridingkeepsmegoing:

unexplained-events:

The Kelpie

Kelpies are mytholigical creatures from Scottish folklore, that trick people into riding them and then drown them.

SOURCE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SCOTLAND

ARE TEHY TRYING TO GIVE MY NUGHTMARES JESUS CHRIST

kelpiesnshit