tfw u try to make a Mod persona for a fish ppl blog, but fish are lame. You know what’s not lame? frogs and turtles. You know what’s better then frogs and turtles? A FROG TURTLE MONSTER THAT PUTS IT’S HAND UP BUTTS TO PULL PEOPLE INSIDE OUT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
So the mod is a Kappa now. It’s who I am. Idk what to name them, sense I don’t like my name and just stole Jelly’s.
So I went to subway to get a meatball, olive, and cheese sub but one of baes friends were working there and I got really, like, nervouse and had him order for me at first.
Thing is his sub was done when I was just entering the cheese and meat phase. I knew then I had to order on my own.
This guy looks at me and asks the question “any cheese?”
and, of course, what comes out of my mouth stops this poor, poor, subway worker and his coworkers in their tracks.
His body tenses, his eyes widen in confusion and horror, and his mouth hangs slightly agape.
“Has this ever happened?” “I’ve never seen anything like this before” uttered between employees in shock.
I look down at the cheeses and utter a single phrase…
“All of it.”
And that’s how I got a meatball sub with olives and every single type of cheese they had in that restaurant and god fucking damnit was it delicious.
I redid my zootopia OC because she was way to anthro and I didn’t think she fit. Now she’s more like what would be in zootopia.
John Green is a living refutation to the law of conservation of meaning. It is astounding. This man takes words which, by themselves, have meanings– perfectly good meanings, words which impart concepts or ideas which, when spoken to an English speaker, make understandable sense– and he manages, somehow, I have no idea how he does it, to arrange them in such a way that although they are grammatically correct, they mean absolutely nothing at all. Let me show you what I mean.
Read this sentence from the first page of his novel “The Fault in our Stars”:
Depression is a side effect of dying. Cancer is also a side effect of dying. Almost everything is, really.
What does any of this mean? The surrounding sentences gave little to no oh my god I really cant do this.
i was going to keep going and being honestly analytical but i couldnt possibly say anything to make you understand what i mean more than the sentence ‘cancer is also a side effect of dying’ on its own. just read that. just read those words, in that order,over and over. i cant take my eyes off it. fuck, look at it. look at this fucking sentence. this is an eldritch sentence. it’s like being in one of those rooms where all the walls are mirrors and seeing yourself reflected over and over infinitely. there’s not even an abyss of meaninglessness to gaze into because that would imply depth.
It’s like a romantic speaker translated a phrase directly without altering the sentence to fit the proper order of wording. Like if someone whose native language is french wanted to say “dying is a side effect of cancer” but didn’t swap the adjective and the subject so it sounds backwards.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
