Silver Tongue

puxzkkx:
“ I was watching a porn and one of the actors had this tattoo
”

I was watching a porn and one of the actors had this tattoo

put me to rest

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
me: thats a sign of depression
me: 
me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

lord-anfelo:

Zootopia (2016)

chikuto:

I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …

just-shower-thoughts:

If you rapidly say “egg” repeatedly you sound like Mr. Krabs laughing

@craftykraken

buberry:

grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong:
I finally found a politician I can support.
@robot-wank

tumblr employee: .......Mr. Green.....
John Green: Yes scum?
tumblr employee: may we.... give them back the replies
John Green: (deep inhale)
John Green: only a chosen few
tumblr employee: yes my master

alegbra:

kaalashnikov:
constable-frozen:
making of frozen…..
the amount of photoshop work that went into this is literally wild
why is there a person out there with superhuman photoshop ability who just spends their time making frozen pictures. i dont understand the way the world works

stevenrwbyverse:

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
if im being entirely honest with myself coco bandicoot probably made me a furry years ago
i mean. if you wanna talk childhood crushes
jesus christ im a blonde with a penchant for tech and computers
either i got a crush on coco bandicoot because we had stuff in common or my childhood crush on coco bandicoot ended up shaping my personality
and over here we can see someone whose world has just been shattered