monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

greenekangaroo:

“What’s stopping you from-”

Money. 

Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. 

So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it. 

outofcontextdnd:

Storyteller: (regarding a piece of broken machinery) “You have an inkling you know how to fix it.”

Arcanotech Engineer (ooc): “I’m going to kill it.”

Storyteller: “…Kill what?”

Arcanotech Engineer (ooc): “The inkling!”

I have a lot of people to disappoint. 

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

nonbinarymermaid:

123sesamebunstreet:

wolfsbanesego:

rhapsody-in-blues:

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

I have missed this post

….it actually does sound like LoZ music 

just imagine 

link dancing to this

deviantartwhy:

woman have boobs

“some are born without boobs”

some are born without boobs

Is this person saying that most women are born with boobs? You know, the things that they don’t develop until puberty?

kirinprincess:

wind waker au where everything is the same except tetras skin doesnt get lighter when she turns into princess zelda

tylersegguin:

“you can’t like hans???? he left anna to die and almost murdered elsa.”

“hans is a sociopath and if you like him you’re a sociopath”

“hans fans genuinely frighten me”

I bet 10 bucks that the people who accuse others of being sociopaths for liking hans think that loki is jsut a poor misunderstood baby.

garnet is the best

Why the FUCK

DOES GARNET NEED OVEN MITS!?

SHE SWAM TO THE BOTTOM OF A LAVA LAKE AND HAD SCOLDING HOT COFFEE DUMPED ON HER!