Silver Tongue

caddicarus looks like the child between shia labeouf and wil wheaton

They all got what they wanted in the end :)

kellyclowers:
slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:
chongoblog:
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like

paper-mario-wiki:

bidoof:
When you’ve had enough family time, put your husband and daughter in the H Y P E R C U B E™ for later use

miss-nerdgasmz:

grandwhizbang:
When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately
What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I could really go for dinosaur nuggets

tiny-princess-kitten:

bunny <3

@kilalabunnies

dora the explorer except voiced by danny divito

atranscendentalimitation:

xaxer:
famehooka:
qirlunderyou:
this just in: zella day invented being photographed in side profile w dramatic eye make-up
who the fuck is Zella Day?

memeufacturing:

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool