Silver Tongue

(via el_programmer)

they’re finally wearing earbuds in their ears

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

notcoolrider:

bearnomadwizard:
okay okay okayt okay okay but guys.
rollercoasters.
but like in space
there is literally an entire course in mario kart dedicated to prove why that is a bad idea

me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do 
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u 
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do

chefpyro:

*SCREAMS OF AGONY*
Alright. Now the only two achievements i still need are getting the Institute ending and killing 5 giant enemies. Finding them is the hard part, killing them is a breeze.

What is the Institute ending

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success

lashtonshipslarry:

I SPIT MY DRINK OUT

wavemasterkaz:

star-bright-unicorn:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via condescendingroman)
@wavemasterkaz We gotta cut down on your bamboo sir
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!

lolrenaynay:

etoapia:
kiltyascharged:
starwhal:
heyyo-sam:
out-of-my-interest:
Clarence
Proud of Cartoon Network for taking action so quickly.
wait what happened
The creator of Clarence sexually harassed a female storyboard artist. They kicked him to the curb and he’s no longer allowed in the studio
good job, CN
“Discretion does not keep other people safe.”