tlatophat:

smittygir4mod:

professorthorgi:

jabberwockysuperfly:

HA HA! In your face Emma Frost!

Spidey has the highest success rate of any teacher at an X-School.

This is just really funny for some reason

Spidey, tho

Sleepover Everyday (Cause I’m So Bored) (✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ॰*✩

queensclarke:

Because I’ve never done this before and I want to talk to you guys :’)

Send me:

  • fmk
  • talk about your crush
  • ask about my crush
  • cheesy pickup lines/jokes etc
  • assumptions about my life
  • questions
  • any type of questions - curious, awkward
  • tell me about your pets
  • recommend me blogs/ music/ films/ shows
  • have you evers
  • would you rather
  • opinions
  • confessions
  • ask for my advice
  • tell me stories
  • especially embarrassing ones
  • anything really
  • Talk to me <3

chainerstorment:

catcmack:

lizardlicks:

curlicuecal:

the-real-seebs:

sailorzombiestar:

ktcadabra:

I love this game.

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”

PCGamer

This is an amazing game, also brutally hard.

Oh, man. After my first few fun failures through I was like “okay no I am going to survive this thing” and I sort of accidentally had some of my own guards killed to further my own ends and I lost the respect of my father forever and I quashed the noble and the peasant rebellions ruthlessly and I arranged my future marriage to some aristo kid because politics and I sunk an entire fleet of enemy ships and I accidentally awoke a terror of the deeps to ravage my people for years to come but I also survived dammit.

Oh my god I need to play this NOW

I have never heard of this game before this moment but now I have A MIGHTY NEED

I enjoyed this, because it’s like the micromanaging bits of dnd. You have to pass skill checks at every point based on what you do.

My favorite moment was passing a “Cruelty Check” and giving my maid a gift of poisoned flowers someone had meant to kill me with.

Fuck it. I’m done. It’s clear they have no intention of actually reading what I’ve said and it’s clear that they don’t want to understand the fact that the world sucks and not everyone can afford to live by themselves, let alone afford to live when pregnant with a child they even want.


And I don’t even want to get into the psychological trauma that ripe victims go through if they are forced to go through a pregnancy caused by rape. or the physical trauma that underaged pregnancy can cause.


Money isn’t the only reason why people would get an abortion.

richist:

hoodrichjay:

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

Spain is most definitely a country making Spanish a nationality but..go off I guess

thatonethingthatonetime:

SO ONE DAY IN PHOTO EDITING CLASS I DECIDED TO TAKE THE YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR MY ROBOTICS TEAM AND REPLACE EVERYONE WITH DIFFERENT WALUIGI FACES

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MY TEACHER PRINTED IT ONTO A HUGE BLANKET SAVE ME

AND IF YOU THINK IM PULLING YOUR LEG

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sugarthatwentdownswinging:

mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. “Make me”,
  2. “oh really”,
  3. “is that so”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

“This is my swamp”

“Scared Potter?”

*nothing just stares into rivals eyes with electricity signifying rivalry goes between our heads*

It’s like they’re not even reading what I have to say yet still act like they know what I’m talking about

Yes, I understand all of that. If I knew a girl who was pregnant, i'd help her out as best as I could. And if work and their body is what you're worried about, I actually know of charities aimed at helping pregnant girls that provide them with financial ad educational aid, as well as health care.

Women who want abortions are often young, financially unstable and work many minimum wage, part time jobs just to live and they don’t usually get maternity leave. Just because you can help one friend who gets pregnant before they’re ready doesn’t mean you can help all of them. There are thousands of women who get pregnant before they’re ready. Hell, there are probably some men who get pregnant and never even wanted to in the first place.