Silver Tongue

*robin voice* S L A D E

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

Deathstroke: D I C K

Robin: excuse me whAT

Deathstroke: oh sorry I thought we were on a first name basis

Robin: wait. Slade is—

Deathstroke: on my birth certificate, yes

Robin: what the fuck. what the fuck.

Deathstroke: look Dick I don’t know why you’re reacting like—

Robin: you can’t call me that!

Deathstroke: Richard?

Robin: NO!!!

Deathstroke: well what would you have me call you if not your name

Robin: Robin! you call me Robin!

Deathstroke: well that doesn’t seem fair. you’ve never called me Deathstroke once in your life.

Robin: I can’t believe it. you put SLADE on your fucking taxes. your name. is SLADE. you signed your homework. as SLADE.

Deathstroke: if it makes you feel any better I definitely don’t pay taxes

Robin: your mom probably wrote SLADE inside your underwear

Deathstroke: can I get you some water or something

Robin: you went to the zoo and looked for SLADE on the tacky gift shop merchandise

Deathstroke: if you’re done I’d like to get back to murdering you

Robin: WHO NAMES A BABY SLADE

Starfire: Friend Robin, what has made you so angry?

Robin: SLADE!

Raven: well there’s a surprise

Robin: that’s his NAME. his fucking NAME. 

Cyborg: wait. you mean like. his NAME name? 

Robin: YES. Slade’s name. is SLADE.

Beast Boy: dude

Robin: it’s just SICK

Cyborg: hey Rob have you ever considered uh. googling him

Robin: what?

Cyborg: or looking him up in the white pages

Robin: who?

Cyborg: Mr. Wilson

Robin: who the fuck is Mr. Wils–oh my god

Cyborg: yeah

Robin: oh my GOD. like the–

Cyborg: like the soccer ball from Castaway

Robin: SLADE WILSON????????

Cyborg: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!

Robin: ‘Mr. Wilson’ sounds like the name of a divorced middle-aged father of three

Cyborg: Wilson! WILSONNNNN!

Robin: WILSON!!!!

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sorry

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this was an amazing episode I can’t believe they had to take it off the air due to all the F bombs

LAST ONE I PROMISE

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hungwy:

3 teens instantly transported to the hell realms for “not respecting the pouch”, sources say

valorousowl:

cuppajj:

snakysnakey:

cuppajj:

acatpiestuff:

decepticon-justice-division:

cerebrocentric-bullet:

cuppajj:

acatpiestuff:

cuppajj:

some-tf-reblogs:

decepticon-justice-division:

has someone made an evergiven transformer yet

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:3

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We can’t forget the helpful excavator transformer tasked with saving the day!

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Is your Suez canal in trouble? This boy will be there on the double!

but consider:

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there are many boats trying to get the Ever Given un-stuck!

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I AM IN SO MUCH LOVE RIGHT NOW. I AM SO PROUD OF THIS COMMUNITY

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Meme boat gets an award

The excavator belongs to @cuppajj

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GUYSSSSSS THEY DID IT….. THEY’RE DOING IT… LOOK AT ‘EM GO!!!!!!!

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“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

[distant cheers of “We Achieved Something!!”]

Ever Given is a little less stuck now! Still a bit stuck but a little more un-stuck nonetheless!

THEY’RE GETTING THERE!! THEY’RE GETTING THERE!! If they all work together they can get their big new friend free!!

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And later evergiven got some hot choccy energon for trying

SHE’S FREE! And they all waved a happy goodbye as ever given sailed off!

But their big new friend couldn’t leave without a memento from her experience <3

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(tugboat crew designs by @acatpiestuff and evergiven design by @some-tf-reblogs)

God this was so wholesome….

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Anonymous

thetyrannosaur:

professionaljester:

silenthill:

woodrider:

transwiththeplans:

yo-its-matt:

gyuto:

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it’s tumblr posts

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

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“Do you like the color of the sky?”

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“Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?”

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“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

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“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

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“Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn’t be eating? How about chocolate fondue?”

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wadebae:

ordinaryredtail:

owl-song:

raeseddon:

ordinaryredtail:

deathsmallcaps:

ordinaryredtail:

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

(My experience with broody birds is chickens) Why does she do that? Is she having trouble keeping all the eggs under her? Or does she not pluck her breast to expose her skin to the eggs for more warmth?

Yep, birds of prey usually also pluck a brood patch! Shes doing it to rotate and reposition the eggs under her to keep them all warm.

Best quality: her mama wiggles

I am no kind of bird expert, but I think it’s mama AND papa wiggles? At 0:06 and 0:41 that is definitely a different bird.

Yes, the gray headed bird is the male!

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cringecontrol:

leviathan-supersystem:

walk into the club wearing all 4 at once to indicate my utter disdain for our fraud of a political system

walk into the club wearing all 4 at once to indicate that I am not from the US