Silver Tongue

gaspthewontons:

Cutthroat Kitchen Contestant: I look down at my basket and I realize.. I’ve never truly loved anyone in my entire life

maxson: theres only one thing worse than a synth
maxson: *points at synth shaun* boom
danse: A CHILD
maxson: no
mekaneko:
“ jcuethetroubadour:
“ The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER!
”
It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst
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mekaneko:

jcuethetroubadour:

The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER!

It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst

missredaholic:

urieking:

im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the store and tosses a small box at me. She said there should be enough for a tip in there. and that she wouldn’t care if i pocketed the rest, its just been sitting around anyways.

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im a bit confused but figure there is money inside so whatever

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what the fuck thats a lot for pizza.

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WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOSSED $2,000 AT ME LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL FOR ME TO ORDER PIZZA BTCH IM BUYING ME 6 PIZZAS AND TAKING 5 HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

BITCH! THIS PIZZA DUDE GETTING THE BEST DAMN TIP OF THEIR LIFE 

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TAKING THAT PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON OUT FOR A FUCKING PARTY. YOU FUCKING TOSS THIS AT ME YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IM GOING TO GO BUY ME A HOUSE AND PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AND INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BUY SOME GOLD AND SAVE SOME RARE WILD LIFE AND HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BE SET FOR RETIREMENT BUT TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA PERSON OUT FOR THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE.

BRB IM KIDNAPPING YOUR FRIEND

Ever have a Dutch baby? What kind of food is it? I only found out about it because of chopped
Anonymous

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

:

wtf is a dutch baby??

“A Dutch baby pancake, sometimes called a German pancake, a Bismarck, or a Dutch puff, is a sweet popover that is normally served for breakfast. It is derived from the German Pfannkuchen. It is made with eggs,flour, sugar and milk, and usually seasoned with vanilla and cinnamon, although occasionally fruit or another flavoring is also added “

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_baby_pancake

“The “Dutch” moniker refers to the group of German-American immigrants known as the Pennsylvania Dutch, where “Dutch” is a corruption of the German autonym deutsch.[5]”

The Pennsylvania Dutch are the bane of my existence.

craftykraken:

theosartisticthematics:

jitterbugjive:

dumb nerd theory: maybe ascended alicorn babies aren’t usually a thing,  like, shining and cadence both weren’t alicorns (cadence ascended)

and them having an alicorn baby was a shock 

however genetically, it might make more sense if you think about the fact that Twilight ascended to an alicorn as well. And she’s Shining’s sister. That means this potential is probably in their bloodline as well. So that’s double the ascension capability. 


Woops, baby ascended in the womb I guess

What the heck was that baby doing in the womb that earned it alicorn wings?

She was doing her best

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

baby nick wilde ?? ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨

@scraps-is-busy

thatonecrazay:

ethantherenegade:

sh1re:

happy easter

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

Most definitely what went down.