slimeportal:

wavemasterkaz:

computerdeathglare:

nowhites:

thottweiler:

giuong:

anotherfirebender:

pizza-andblowjobs:

bookmad:

twentysomethingvagabond:

y’all need fucking jesus

TRANS ETHNIC.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

weeaboo is a slur lmao

Just Asian in general because kpop is so cute

THEY LITERALLY SAID MY EYES ARENT SQUINTY ENOUGH THAT STATEMENT ALONE MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASS

yall created these monsters and now they’re out of control and you cant stop them. tumblr did this

I do believe this is worse racism then whatever games or shows you people cry about.

These people are the reason that trans people like me are seen as a joke.

Yep, it’s official, Tumblr is run by retards

I was convinced it was just hormonal teenagers who like making shit up about their lives before, but nope, it’s just retards

where are all the SJW that are supposed to yell “Cultural appropriation?” because this actually IS an example of it.

pinstripehourglass:

digital-femme:

Comic strip by Kris Straub

oh shit that’s good

just-shower-thoughts:

California produces a lot of wine, but is in the middle of a bad drought. What California needs is a reverse Jesus

The antichrist can turn wine into water maybe

kay4gayz:

whismical:

i wonder what places i have already visited for the last time

Holy shit

what we expected:

What we got:

lizzymodblog:

So… we had flip phones and then smartphones…

Now we have a smartwatch… where’s my flip watch?

It’s deeper than that.
We had pocket watches. Then wrist watches. Then our phones had clocks and we kept them in our pockets. Now we are keeping time on our wrists again. The next iteration of time telling will be pocket.

twobestfriendsplayquotes:

a-random-mod:

twobestfriendsplayquotes:

elgordosupreme:

twobestfriendsplayquotes:

My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”

So conflicted.

Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.

OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD

It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”

Man, if I could have a curse word or ten in it, I’d even consider that, or one of my all time faves, Pat’s “You are the fucking winter of my discontent, you son of a bitch!”

Then just have it be “david cage is a failure of a game designer”

twobestfriendsplayquotes:

elgordosupreme:

twobestfriendsplayquotes:

My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”

So conflicted.

Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.

OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD

It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”

sketchinfun:

Warm up from this morning. I was watching markiplier‘s panel video from PAX, and I randomly paused at this glorious screen cap. I wanted to do a screencap redraw because it was too good to pass up.