Silver Tongue

emilyblunts:

antibunny:

mangneto:
this is old as fuck
I imagine this happens at the end of an asshole pacifist run.

suashi:

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

badsciencejokes:

Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.

nentindo:

my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now
me, externally:

owlapinart:

do u ever think of something so stupid that u cant even draw it you just laugh to yourself for like an hour