gothicprep:

the-fucking-lizard-king:

The app fucked up the images on this post and I genuinely thought this was a new meme I’d missed out on

i hate this because it’s better than what i actually wrote

epic-divorceman:

uwu♡I love your drawings

OH MY GOSH?

cinegasmic:

enjchiladas:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

wittgensteinsmister:

wittgensteinsmister:

Trump offers Jeb the position of running-mate to humiliate him further but Jeb assassinates him when he least expects

It’s like Hamlet

the ghost of George H.W. Bush appears to Jeb and tells him to restore honor to the Republican Party

he might be soon with the zodiac killer on the loose again 

I think it would be more like macbeth. Jebs wife tells him to kill trump and then later down the line all the republican party dies

dan-mcneely:

grawly:

transburger:

ness-and-co:

transburger:

queenwhiskey:

transburger:

an absolute classic. continue

excellent. a great addition

sonoanthony:

Won 67 delegates March 22. Hillary only won 51.

Sanders won Utah and Idaho by a big ass range. I’m saying Hillary only got 5 delegates in both if those states and Sanders got 24 and 17.

We can do this man. If ya keep voting he can win this election. Just keep voting man.

itsthesquidnooneremembers:

Don’t procrastinate! 

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files. 

kilalabunnies:

rainbowmod:

@kilalabunnies this is us

Excuse u >:U

Kilala, it us

doscoon:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”