Don’t be a bitch. If you’re gunna do it, do it well.
Tease the fuck out of her before going in. Put that tongue away. Kiss every inch of her, except her pussy. Inner thighs, neck, lips, nipples. Start at her mouth, work your way down. Did you get her neck already? Good, now do it again. Build the anticipation. She’ll love it even more.
When she can’t handle the anticipation any more, go in for the kill. Eat that pussy like you’re on death row and it’s your last meal.
Most girls respond really well to clit stimulation, but don’t over work it. Some girls like it when you stick your tongue in, some don’t, so be cautious when exploring that option.
The best way I’ve learned to do it is to start off slow. Long licks. Cover all of it. Slowly work your speed up. Go a little faster. Every been told to write the alphabet with your tongue? Fuck that. It’s stupid.
Have her lay on her back, put her legs over your shoulder. That’s the one of the best positions for her to get max pleasure. It also allows you to use your hands. While your mouth is going to down reach up with your hands, grab her breasts, (some girls like their nipples squeezed when getting eaten out. Try exploring that option if she’s down). You also have the options of using one of your hands to finger her or rub her clit while you lick. If you get into a good motion of licking while you rub her clit with your tongue, I can almost guarantee that she will go crazy.
Think you’re done after she cums? WRONG. You’re not done until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she can’t take it any more.
Now go my student, go and eat that pussy like it’s your sole purpose in life to make that girl scream your name, Gods name, and every swear word she’s ever heard in her life.
look, a post actually explaining how to eat pussy instead of attacking guys for not knowing
For those of you who love the color pink, you might enjoy a recent discovery in the world of astronomy. NASA scientists have discovered a gas giant planet around four times the size of Jupiter, 57 light years away from Earth. The large exoplanet, which orbits the Sun-like star; 59 Virginis (GJ 504), is making scientists question prior theories about planetary formation. Also, did we mention it is pink?
Well It’s a good thing the planet looks nothing like that then. That’s just the moon with a pink filter on it. You would know if you read the article. The real planet is more like a pink jupiter
Well i saw everyone else do that fuck you dlc symbol thingy and i thought i would join the cause by posting one of those once which made me get banned. At least the ban aren't that long.
Now, I’m sorry this is different content than what is normal, but this desperately has to be said and it has to be spread.
The Flow Hive advertises being a more hands-off approach than regular beekeeping, but in the long run, that may very well not be the case. The plastic frames that make the hive, well, flow, are not only unnatural (no good beekeeper wants plastic in their hive), but also aren’t the natural size that a bee’s combs should be. Bees aren’t going to willingly and happily build in plastic, and it also poses problems like mould, dirtiness, and so on. Not once do they even say you should wash the frames, which is also rather off-putting, especially when that is put alongside the Flow Hive’s constant skimming over the need for hive maintenance. Bees can do most of it, yeah, but when plastic is put in the equation, one shouldn’t entirely trust that the bees will properly clean it, and they can’t defend themselves properly against many of the problems posed by an non-natural hive.
No smoker, no maintenance. Let’s elaborate on that, shall we? Common hive problems are Varroa mites, robbing, wasps and hornets, moths, mice, and more. With a hive that, even in its first bullet, states that smokers “used to be” used in keeping and that “now you don’t need to do any of that.” Though it does state later (about twice) that smokers should still be used, the misinformation in the beginning is already enough to lead to irresponsibility. More on that, later, though.
Queen Excluder, no honey. No Excluder, quite some mites. A common issue in all sorts of hives is making sure there’s no brood in the supers, or honey boxes. One of the ways to deal with that is by using a queen excluder, which is basically a screen that lets bees go through, but keeps the queen from doing the same. Though a queen excluder is offered in some of these packages, it isn’t used in all of them. The problem here is that if you press the tap and brood is in the cells, you’ll get some… nasty honey. More important than that, though, is that you’ll be helping out a pest you don’t want at all– the Varroa mite. Varroa mites take advantage of the larger cells that drones need and reproduce that way. With cells as big as the Flow’s cells, you can cause an all-out epidemic just by getting rid of the Excluder. The risk of keeping the excluder in, though, is that many bees won’t go past it, and so you have a risk of not getting honey at all in those specially-designed frames.
You can’t monitor how much honey you take. How much is too much? What if they need some of what you’re taking? You can’t really tell how much honey is in the brood box and how many total bees there are when all you have to do is turn a handle and get your prize. That alone causes super huge risks, especially in places with non-moderate winters.
It’s unnatural. The general problem with Langstroth hives as a whole is that Bees don’t naturally build upwards. They build going down, but are often forced to go up in designs such as these.
It encourages irresponsibility. Let’s face it– most people who want this hive want it because honey collection becomes “easy” with it, not because it’s better for the bees. What will likely happen is that the Flow Hive will turn into a cruelty machine extraordinaire, with people overcollecting honey and neglecting their hive.
In short, the Flow Hive is overpriced, unfair, and honey-centric rather than bee-centric, so if you want to start beekeeping, this isn’t the way to go. Not at all.
BOOST.
I think I reblogged this because my parents really want to keep bees like they used to, but they’re too old to keep up now. I’ll try and delete that post once I find it. Thank you for the update.
my little sister has locked me in my room because i am now her “prisoner” and i am not allowed to leave or talk to anyone so she is making sure no one can talk to me except through her (basically yelling through the door since shes afraid of opening it) and where she frequently says “you are my prisoner” and “you must bow before me”
what she doesnt realize is that i have my computer, my phone, my stereo, a wide assortment of chocolates, two gallons of water, and the promise of not being bothered.
this is the greatest prison sentence ever
she just told me that if i dont start behaving correctly by telling her how great and beautiful she is, she is going to put me in the “isolation room” and she wont tell me what the “isolation room” is and im sort of curious
update: its under her bed and im sort of terrified about whats down here
In the piece, Kantor recounts his experience of coming across his rapist’s Facebook profile – learning his assailant’s middle name, seeing his baby photos, and mentally reliving the assault and its aftermath.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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