Silver Tongue

socialistexan:

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Let’s keep this energy going.

The bosses need us, we don’t need them.

dagny-hashtaggart:

guerrillatech:

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“Get out the twins in remembrance of the twin towers”

dzamie:
“thenib:
“Mattie Lubchansky.
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Mattie just doesn’t miss
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dzamie:

thenib:

Mattie Lubchansky.

Mattie just doesn’t miss

tygermama:

jabberwockypie:

rionsanura:

jabberwockypie:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

I was thinking about how in video games “temple” is basically a word for “building with lots of pillars that has loot in it” and then I was like “haha what if there was a post apocalyptic game where you just looted megachurches” and wAIT GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY

Now THIS

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is design, bitches

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Just the right mix of religious awe, modernist mediocrity and glurge

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These pictures all make my head hurt, but I DO kinda feel like you could fight cultists and/or eldritch abominations there? Or at least a Beholder or something.

the thing is, megachurches are just stadiums and auditoriums. our eternally-despised Lakewood used to be the Compaq Center, where the Rockets played, which used to be The Summit, where my mom saw Heart and The Who in the 70s.

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I see no reason we shouldn’t extend dungeoncrawling cultist/eldritch lair status to sports arenas, too.

Nah, Rion, totally different vibes.

It’s the cultists summoning their be-tentacled horror-terror of a deity into this realm to try to consume reality vs. wizards meddling in Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and ripping a hole in reality for an eldritch thingity.

Important distinction.

intellectually, i knew megachurches existed but seeing those pictures is just a whole other level of creepy

bogleech:

roberttheglitcherino:

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it

daughter-of-sapph0:

shittysawtraps:

Hello Karen. You constantly misgender your son. If you don’t correctly identify each pride flag shown within five minutes, the automatic turret will misidentify you as a target.

op, change your url

official-kircheis:

argumate:

vislaneva:

vislaneva:

personally if I was mother I would yeet miette

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Yes

you score a field goal with Miette??

ooooh! points for mother! threee points for mother!

darksonatas:

chocopaiboy:

darksonatas:

“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

well i want the yoi movie

how will they be able to skate when all the ice is gone

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Anonymous

shetheycock:

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ametsunami:

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egghomicide:

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ametsunami:

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Yeah I way too many spares anyways

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I have no idea who Peenythus is

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

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