silver-tongues-blog:

Alien: what is that human rubbing into their skin?

Human: Oh thats sunblock. it helps protect our skin from the radiation of the sun since it can damage us and give us cancer if exposed long enough

Alien: That makes sense. And what is that human slathering onto their skin?

Human: Oh that is tanning lotion. it intensifies the radiation of the sun to make our skin damage faster so we can look aesthetically pleasing.

Alien: I give up trying to understand your planet

nirn-root:

imperial city

leoril-valcyne:

mxmaelstrom:

fuck gender i wanna be legally classified as a biohazard

good news op! now in 2020 you can be!

chefpyro:

This is gonna sound weird but. It’s kind of refreshing to see that the whole world’s routines can be disrupted as it currently is by the corona virus.

So much of my existential dread is rooted in the idea that the way we live our lives is set in stone, and we are powerless to change the customs we are expected to follow.

But here we see a very real wrench in the machine, and while it is a chaotic and dangerous time, part of me is relieved that it is still possible for said machine to be so visibly disrupted.

the only constant in life is change

thepokemormon:

courtnuggetscribe:

swallowthewhale:

professordrarry:

Since apparently it’s now time to remember to wash your damn hands, wanna have some better shit to sing than fucking happy birthday?

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some musicals too!

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my pal Em (@/hoziersangel on twitter!) made these Hozier guide things!

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frozengayavocado:

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

pueo-bjorklund:

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

probablyplayerrpgideas:

yashas-strong-arms:

probablybadrpgideas:

“The players all are told to create mid level druids with animal companions. After creating their characters have all of the druids be kidnapped and the players must rescue them as their animal companions.”

op change your url

This is a fucking masterpiece of a one shot