Silver Tongue

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

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thatsthat24:

I knew Bernie Sanders was secretly Mary Poppins

extradan:

rodcocker:

therationalnational:

The birds know.. 

Bernie a Disney princess I swear

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queenlyflesh:

I’m really fucking mad I spent so much time on this house and now there’s a fucking loud ass sheep sculpture

Dear whoever built a giant sheep above my house and filled it with sheep, I’m coming for you motherfucker

kittykat8311:

tbh if your acceptance of a trans person hangs on how well they pass as cis then you’re not really being accepting at all

nk-illustrates:

Baby Plant whale, elephant, and deer.

They are from my wordless comic, PLANT. Click on the link below to read:

PLANT story

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

deeceeoh:

inuleeli:

chefpyro:

went out to get food only to realize all the stores are closed because easter

this is why i dont like holidays

Meanwhile in America, we don’t let something silly like “holy days” get in the way of our out of control consumption of material goods!

Apparently Easter is still big enough to get some malls closed, though.

Easter? That’s not until the 27th though. Today is Good Friday.

same thing.

I scheduled Easter off a month in advance and my boss still wanted me to come in… This is the third time it’s happened

slutgarden:

i think i had an aneurysm because of HOW MUCH CUTE IS HERE

@kilalabunnies Sorry for the potato, I hope this helps