chicken-in-a-basket:

chicken-in-a-basket:

chicken-in-a-basket:

chicken-in-a-basket:

like fucking clockwork

kids react to: the densest matter known to man

part 2

part 3

soggystyrofoam:

soggystyrofoam:

lord dominators ship looks like emperor zurg

pembrokewkorgi:

dont-mind-me-but-i:

pembrokewkorgi:

Damn Chespin! Ya’ got fat!  Like @aphexangel :3  (or me…)

That’s him with orange chicken

and me with Mike and Ikes.

grumpquoteoftheday:

please don’t disappoint me, batfleck

Prepare to be disappointed

dennys:

when the potato has eyes

Denny’s, what the actual fuck!?

8r00t4l:

bettycrockersbitch:

dicaeopolis:

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

cybergata:

“What is this?  Hum must be something for Maru to climb into.”  AND “something for Hana to squish Maru down into.” 

ryukodragon:

avecpardonplaysminecraft:

harryfeatliam:

if you one day woke up in the body of your icon what would be the first thing you’d do?

>:Dc

8D!!!

I would be so happy

trebled-negrita-princess:

r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O