hoofprint-is-spooky:

For some reason I feel motivated to design a mascot for my underused porn blog.

This is gonna be tricky. 

why not make it a horny dragon?

hoofprint-is-spooky:

plotprincessss:

mahoushounen:

knight-of-trash:

othercat2:

lemonsharks:

star-anise:

twentiesordie:

freegucci:

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

preach

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.

Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldn’t get hired because, “They seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldn’t make a good fit in customer service, because they don’t have the patience to wait for us to call them back.”

Meanwhile I’ve always been taught to do exactly those things because it “shows that you care and take initiative”

^

“We’ll drive you around to different places, and you’ll go in an ask for a job.” 
“But mom, that’s an active construction site. Where they’re busy.”
“Just do it.”

Cue shouting at a kid who entered an active worksite against his better judgement and will. 

thatsthat24:
“k-lionheart:
“oh
”
That’s so weird.
I’ve never seen that episode of iCarly.
”
I think that may have been the one with the shoes

thatsthat24:

k-lionheart:

oh

That’s so weird.

I’ve never seen that episode of iCarly.

I think that may have been the one with the shoes

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

cheppo:
“sketcheddy:
“yamino:
“sketcheddy:
“cheppo:
“sketcheddy:
“we are the crystal gems we’ll always [barks]
”
IT’S ACTUALLY GARNET PEARL AND AMETHYST i thought you were JOKING,,ghjkl;lholy,,,shit,h
”
THE DOG ON THE RIGHT IS LITERALLY PURPLE
”
This...

cheppo:

sketcheddy:

yamino:

sketcheddy:

cheppo:

sketcheddy:

we are the crystal gems we’ll always [barks]

IT’S ACTUALLY GARNET PEARL AND AMETHYST i thought you were JOKING,,ghjkl;lholy,,,shit,h

THE DOG ON THE RIGHT IS LITERALLY PURPLE

image

This looks eerily like a fanart I drew months ago…

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder how often I’ve narrowly avoided death without even noticing.

daddy-daniel:

lifegoeson-sojustsmile:

zumainthyfuture:

dcpnomadictraveler:

violence-of-action:

That’s cool as shit……

All about the process…

O_O BRUH…….

It would be really cute to have this as wedding ring and the year could be the year you got married

Oh my god.

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If hasbro takes legal action, traceponies will.

Traceponies has made a LOT of money off of this and essentially an entire business so hasbro will not be kind to them.

notyourtypicalhumanbeing:

but what he never expected was that the memes would fight back