Silver Tongue

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gay-armadillo:
tatt00ine:
ilikechildren–fried:
jetpack-jenny:
celticpyro:
a-case-of-tragic-magic:
just-shower-thoughts:
Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”
“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”
“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”
“Mental stability, my old friend!”
“I haven’t seen my youthful vigor in ages!”

Motivation and inspiration! There you are! I was wondering where I would find you two together!

chickencourtesan:

sonoanthony:
moisemorancy:
What you don’t see on TV!
Smh the news outlets really not giving no type of coverage making him seem like he don’t have no support.
Seriously! Bernie drew a crowd of over 14000 in Republican-majority Utah the same day Trump hosted an event in a venue meant for 1800.

chef: I didn’t go to culinary school. We don’t use measuring cups or portions because I’m the best.

Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I'm not exaggerating...

Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)

Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.

go2run:

Apply cold water to the burn

~~My dream is to work at Cartoon Network~~

burtatron18:

99% sure deres a Stitch gif for everything and dis pleases me greatly :3

auors:

treago:
how do people eat mac and cheese, its not very good
you know, i trusted you?? i thought you were a good person? listen

Bitch, i would kill for a bowl of mac n cheese right now