outofcontextdnd:

cleric: at this point, we’re really not adventurers.  we’re just advanced gardeners.

gm: no.  you guys are pest control.

pencandy:

ghostcongregation:

songsaboutswords:

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

TOASTED ROUNDS

scraps-is-busy:

My red panda plushies.
From left to right, their names are:
Pip, Pip, Cherri, and O.

pithyrhyme:

When you’re really excited about something but your friends don’t care

bloodsbane:

so i got some ice cream and on my way to my room my little sister was on the couch so i walked over to her being weird because that’s me, i was saying some shit about being self-aware, anyway i stuck my right leg up REAL HIGH so i could put it down on the couch and there’s just a RRRRRIIIIPPPPP

and i fucking ripped my pants and i was flabbergasted and my sister burst out laughing and i had to immediately put down my ice cream so i could sing the ripped pants song from spongebob

zaptap:

konkeydongcountry:

new3ds:

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

I’m the best gf in the fucking world and none of y'all forget it.

Anyone for a stream of some sort tonight? If so, what kind?

art stream

Not Crystal? I was kinda feeling some Crystal. But I do got blogs that need updating…

What about notepad or drummer toy or windup?

bosshuton:

Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like