Silver Tongue
dongstomper:
“ kinkshamer69:
“ who else is ready for the most brutal slaughter in cinema history?
”
star wars doesnt stand a fucking chance
”

dongstomper:

kinkshamer69:

who else is ready for the most brutal slaughter in cinema history?

star wars doesnt stand a fucking chance

galacticlittle:
“ A little space aesthetic~
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galacticlittle:

A little space aesthetic~
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kiler quen

officiallapis:

desudesunekomimi:

becxaa:

Remember how sadistic Steven was in the first season?

Holy shit steven no

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All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

wuffleton:

theinfinitebox:

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”: 

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“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

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Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

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Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

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Stay woke, Google’s definitely a part of his conspiracy.

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probablyfakeblonde:

My 2 and half year old sister just walked into my room and said “Sissy! I’m so pretty!” then shut the door.

…….. is it obvious we’re related or…

I bet it brings a tear of pride to your eyes. She’s probably going to end up being the kind of sister who would hold her hand to your heart when she touched burned her fingers and say “ah, nothing more cooling than a frozen heart”

gaspthewontons:

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong