overheal:

kuueater:

i’m making another one

NEW LIZARDS
NO

my friend was playing tf2 for the first time
him: How do I lie down?
me: Lie down?
him: Yeah, how do I lay down?
me: Why would you lie down?
him: It helps you dodge bullets right
me: Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl
him: Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die
me: Maybe you didn't do enough damage
him: What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!
me: Were you scoped?
him: No
me: Didn't do enough damage
him: What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan
WHAT DID YOU DO

deelekgolo:

phylogeny:

wunkolo:

If you got locked out of your dash with the “skull trumpet” video for a bit that was me sorry. In other news hover over this post.

WHAT

tumblr still hasnt fixed this and I’m getting a lot of asks about it.

what the actual fuck

You're a nerd <3
Anonymous
I enjoy talking to you, even if we can get into a lot of arguments. You can come off as rude at times but I'm sure you don't mean it so I'd never hold it against you. I love your art style and honestly would be happy to see it on my dash more but don't want to push you.
Anonymous
not-talking:
“ itscarororo:
“ THIS DEER HAS A CUTE HEART-BUTT
”
god that’s cute
”

not-talking:

itscarororo:

THIS DEER HAS A CUTE HEART-BUTT

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god that’s cute

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

sailorr-neptunee:

Tumblr crushes now is your time to shine

an interesting game of salem

There were only two town.

Both died n2 along with half the maf. I was consig and found the wolf n1 but didn’t say antything during the day because they would know i”m consig.

So, Wolf kills a few people and all that’s left is three maf, a wolf, an exe now jes and four other people. 

Now I manage to get wolf lynched, planning on getting my new jester friend lynched the next day. But the game ends. 

Turns out that other than the maf and wolf, everyone was jester.

that means 5 jesters all trying to prevent the lynch from happening so they could get lynched while not letting anyone else know they were jester.

bimuslimheaux:

thejournalisticbrony:

This post is so important

this is from the show the fosters! watch it!!! has great representation for people of color and/or queer and trans ppl

rephis:

GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS

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This has already happened, and we all missed it. Just fucking look!

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Look at the “C”!

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“At least one character will not survive the season.”

RIP CHARACTER C YOU’LL BE MISSED