princessshokujupiter:

kareshy:

silverskulltula:

NO ONE SAPS LIKE GASTON

NO ONE CAPS LIKE GASTON

NO ONE BREAKS ALL YOUR LAME ENGI CRAP LIKE GASTON

I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT INFILTRATING!

oh, what a spy, that gaston!

Ask any scout, pyro or soldier and they’ll tell you who’s team they prefer to be on

ankoku37:

So if Opal’s bow is a mix of Pearl’s spear and Amethyst’s whip,

and Sugilite’s flail is a mix of Amethyst’s whip and Garnet’s gauntlets,

does that mean that Alexandrite’s weapon is this?

negativeonetwelfth:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

fangirlingoverdemigods:

There is nothing wrong with our school system.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

adurot:

thenimbus:

magiric-magi:

ohnoproblems:

lymphonodge:

best-of-imgur:

Hydra, my three-headed corn snake

WHAT A BABY WHAT A THREE BABIES

i love you hydra

My jealousy of you burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns

THREE!?!?!?

Are you filming a super low budget horror movie?

At first glance I thought it was a bacon hand.

Can someone draw a three headed snake wrapping around a ship and sinking it like it was a movie poster?

sandandglass:

The Nightly Show, April 16, 2015

*hand movements*

underwritteninfluence:

sonofbaldwin:

This man was actual fighting with the police officers, actually clocked one of them in the face, was CLEARLY resisting arrest.

I don’t understand why they didn’t just shoot him in the back eight times, drop the taser next to his dead body, and then call it in as a justifiable shooting like they did with Walter Scott.

Or shoot him as he answered his door like they did Yvette Smith.

Or choke him to death like they did Eric Garner.

Or shoot him and say, “Fuck your breath,” like they did with Eric Harris.

Or shoot him while he’s asleep on the couch like they did with Aiyana Stanley-Jones.

Or shoot him within seconds like they did with Tamir Rice.

This man was more of a threat to police officers than any of those people I mentioned in the above scenarios.

Why is he still alive and the others are dead?

I know the answer to that question even if the majority of Americans are afraid to even FACE the answer to that question.

Denial is a river in America and it runs through every state.

^^

lizzymodblog:

Me: *is simply blunt by nature, has difficulty with subtlety and nuance*
Everyone: Wow, you’re always so honest and aren’t afraid of speaking your mind. I want to be just like you.