fandoms-and-feels-everywhere:
“steampowereddork:
“count-sudoku:
“dagonborn:
“primusdick:
“genalovestoons:
“chicagoteddy:
“u-ok:
“ catbountry:
“ kittypistol:
“ divineinfekted:
“ nomud:
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fandoms-and-feels-everywhere:

steampowereddork:

count-sudoku:

dagonborn:

primusdick:

genalovestoons:

chicagoteddy:

u-ok:

catbountry:

kittypistol:

divineinfekted:

nomud:

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE ERRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB

FOOT BALL

SNAKE? SNAKE!

SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

Now i’m even more confused.

AEIOU

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I caN’T BREATHE!!!!!

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nostopdasgay:

buttbuttbuttastronaut:

wwbioteach:

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

That rich white guy is the same one that’s always saying people need to just work harder and get better jobs so they can get the things he thinks he worked for.

I work at a pizza place. I once got a table of 50 high schoolers. They all ordered small things like just fries and a drink or something like that adding up to around $250. They tipped a collective $65, that’s more than 25%. Meanwhile another day, I got a table of 15 upper middle class adults and they gave me $3. On a $160 order. That’s 2%.

The difference between those adults and the kids is most of those kids know what it’s like to work a min wage job.

And speaking as a hostess, i never get complaints from groups of teenagers if I tell them itll be a 35-45 min wait. They just smile, say thank you, and talk amongst eachother while waiting. But you know who does complain every 10 min? Middle aged adults with a serious issue of self-importance.

I think its partially because they come from an age where small restaurants were everywhere and if the employees didn’t kiss the customers ass, the customers would cause everyone to go somewhere else and the business would go bankrupt. But now it’s mostly chains and the opinions on one person doesn’t matter so they get pissed when the employees don’t bend over backwards to cater to their every whim. It’s also why younger people are nicer. Because they understand how hard it is to service rude people for little money and no respect.

woot!

jolteone:

send me a ☼ if you have a platonic/friend crush on me

send me a ♡ if you have a romantic crush on me

(put a * after it if you dont want me to publish it)

svondir:

Petition to replace human feet with paws

deersatan:

what i literally do not understand ,

is why its ok

to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be 

like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make me feel like shit

you’re supposed to bring your kids self esteem up not shatter it

textsfromsuperheroes:

Superman files his taxes by Sketch From Superheroes. (x)

melon-block:
“thathomestuckfanboy:
“anotherderpatalian:
“thephangirlrebeccabell:
“hellaacappella:
“whalingbooty:
“im-in-love-with-carl-grimes:
“michael–is–an–assbutt:
“im-in-love-with-carl-grimes:
“phaninist:
“winchesters-shadowhunter:
“Best plot...

melon-block:

thathomestuckfanboy:

anotherderpatalian:

thephangirlrebeccabell:

hellaacappella:

whalingbooty:

im-in-love-with-carl-grimes:

michael–is–an–assbutt:

im-in-love-with-carl-grimes:

phaninist:

winchesters-shadowhunter:

Best plot twist EVER 

SHIT VOLDEMORT

What if we’re all fictional characters and we’ve already died

Here I am just scrolling through my dash all good and shit and then you gotta drop this deep shit on me

im reading the tags and its literally the funniest shit

and when real people die, they become fictional characters

That means that none of us are boring and all of us are exciting enough to write books about

DOES THIS MEAN I COULD BE VOLDEMORT? HELL YEA

Does that mean—OH FUCK

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markiplier CARE TO EXPLAIN?????

readingaroundthemovies:

g-houst:

im-just-a-lie:

busket:

from89:

Ghost Girl (by Kevin Francis Gray)

Via

man but this photoset ignores some of my favorite things about this piece

like this

and this

it gives it more of a story i think

Every time I see this I must reblog!!

Not something I would usually reblog, but it’s so beautiful.

The arm