dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

reservoirgays:

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

agarthanguide:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

WHERE are the lesbian mountain women 

in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up

I drew the lesbian mountain women i didn’t know how else to comfort you.

dat-soldier:

this post got me thinking

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

geheichous:

i love how artists present their artwork nowadays

like, before things were named like “Sunset landscape, France, 1947”

and now everything is “no homo bU T look what i drew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  .png”

mellarkish:

notallpearls:

if peridot is stevens annoying younger sister than lapis is his Moody Teenage Sister

lapis: *unplugs peridot’s computer* log in to the real world, dweeb

gaspthewontons:

jardsard:

dingdongyouarewrong:

thewriterkid:

dream-fortress:

ubercharge:

ghoulsjw:

zephror:

sizvideos:

Free yourself from your phone when having some time with your family and friends. More information here

oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

Boy I sure would love to spend thousands of dollars to invest in the growing market of box technologies

thank you Phone Jail

Man, imagine if someone was having some sort of alergic reaction while everyones phones were in the box. That sure would succ, wouldn’t it?

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chara takes a tumble somewhere betwen 2010 and 2019, which since theyre a kid when they do and thats a big span of time could mean they’re exposed to shit from 4chan to present day tumblr to maybe even a few pieces of content we dont know about yet depending on what exactly 201X means

asriel existed at the same time but only came in contact with Monster Memes or human memeorabilia that he found in the trash. people dont ditch stuff until its past its prime, and then everyone gets over the thing pretty much at once. based on my observations as someone who goes thrifting a lot, this means if chara fell in present day, asriel might know what a rage face is (which would, uh, actually maybe explain some things). if they fell in 2010, it would make chara a millennial and asriel a 90′s kid mentally

asriel voice: radical

papyrus had never seen a human before. theres a ton of factors and i cant prove anything but if we make it easy and assume that a) papyrus is an adult who ages like a person and b) the fallen children did their thing at kinda sorta equal intervals we can assume that frisk wound up in the underground well into the 2100′s. frisk is on a level we can’t even comprehend. frisk is a powerful and frightening force of nature. frisk has a chip in the back of their neck that blasts fresh juicy content into their irony lobe at seventeen thousand posts per second.

so does that mean that frisk would be the one to make audioposts of famous shitposts like the succ post while asriel keeps reblogging various forms of loss.jpg?