Silver Tongue
memeufacturing:
“ soviet leader: Comrade, we need you to go undercover in America. Here is your fake identity
”

memeufacturing:

soviet leader: Comrade, we need you to go undercover in America. Here is your fake identity 

haemus:
“ labias:
“ me
”
I HATE ALL OF YOU
”

haemus:

labias:

me

I HATE ALL OF YOU

pro tip

kingsurlawrence:

madeupmonkeyshit:

slimetony:

cuckroach:

pull the anal beads out like u launching a beyblade

Don’t do that please for the love of god

LET IT RIP!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by zwarrior01-gifs

lmaoooo

What the hell are those weird colourful snakey things and why do you hate them so much???
Anonymous

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:

WHEN I WAS 7 I WAS AT A TOYSTORE AND THEY HAD LITTLE TV SCREENS PLAYING A LOOPED AD FOR THEM THAT SHOWED THEM CRAWLING AROUND PEOPLES HANDS AND CALLED THEM “MAGIC” SO I WANTED ONE REAL BAD

BOUGHT ONE, GOT HOME, THERE WAS A PAPER PAMPHLET IN THE PACKAGE UNDER THE FUZZY WORM THING THAT SAID “TOP SECRET” ON IT I WAS LIKE YO THATS SO COOL THESE THINGS HAVE CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION ON MAGIC???? SICK

IT WASNT SICK THE TOP SECRET INFORMATION WAS THAT IT WAS FAKE AND THERES NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC AND U JUST PULL THEM AROUND ON A STRING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE DOIN NEAT SHIT

I CRIED FOR TWO DAYS!!!!!!!! 

ME, MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER GOT THEM WHEN WE WERE ON A VACATION AS SOUVENIRS AND OUR PARENTS WARNED US AGAINST ALL GETTING THE SAME THING TO REMEMBER BUT WE DIDN’T LISTEN

I FEEL YOUR PAIN

jestre:
“ rosenrot234:
“ jestre:
“ jestre:
“ nana-bird:
“ the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:
“ nana-bird:
“ Real talk
”
NO
”
And proof in the pudding
”
Don’t forget to re-add StarFox once the bundle comes out!
”
Also, does FNAF still count?
”
Spyro,...

jestre:

rosenrot234:

jestre:

jestre:

nana-bird:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

nana-bird:

Real talk

NO

And proof in the pudding

Don’t forget to re-add StarFox once the bundle comes out!

Also, does FNAF still count?

Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, Banjo and Kazooie, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, Donkey Kong


Just some more off the top of my head.

Ah, some of the classics edition of the furry-in-denial kit. <3 Don’t forget the Bloody Roar series!

Also, I’ll just add in Dust: An Elysian Tail because it’s a game actually made by furries. :3

Don’t forget animorphs which IS actually what lead to me becomming a fury

tachimybananase:

Took me 15 minutes to sculpture the Aobooty. 
Totally worth it. 

thecrystaltems:

thesassygandalf:

I still think the biggest plot twist in Steven Universe is that the Cool Kids are actually super chill and likable characters

I really thought they were going to fit that “thoughtless edgy teen” stereotype and bully steven or at least bully lars but the fact that they’re just generally nice people??? it makes this old heart glad

artmilky:

how to get Rick out of space jail

idea courtesy of @abrakadangit

[full]

Asgore: *misses the relationship he had with his ex-wife but doesn't harass her about it when she expresses her lack of interest*
Asgore: *felt that he had no choice but to kill the fallen children until he collected 7 souls because if he just absorbed one and passed through the barrier to ask the humans for help they would surely kill him like they did to Asriel*
Asgore: *truly doesn't want to kill you and will procrastinate doing so, and upon being defeated will offer you his soul so that you can go through the barrier*
Asgore: *misses the happy life he used to have with his family*
Asgore: *probably has severe depression and literally commits suicide in one ending*
Asgore: *is a sweet person who gives people teacups as gifts*
Asgore: *mentored Undyne and loves her like a daughter*
Asgore: *trimmed a hedge so that it was in the shape of Papyrus's smile*
Fandom:
Fandom: ew what a creepy loser he stalks his ex wife and killed children