I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals.
Like their smallest recruit literally towers absolutely over the citizens of the rodent habitat. What the fuck is a polar bear going to do if a vole gets murdered? Forget all of the fine tools needed to dust for prints, does the poor grieving widow vole now have to deal with being homeless because the only way the ZPD could photograph the crime scene was to literally rip her roof off?
I bet you that’s why the mafia is a literal rat pack and a shrew is the most feared crime boss in town. Who else is going to protect your gaggle of little adorable hamster children when your businesshamster husband gets caught cooking the books to try and pay off his hamster gambling debt and some guinea pig bookie comes to literally shake your family down for the cash?
IN WHICH NAOKI URASAWA AND HISASHI EGUCHI LIITERALLY SAY YOU SHOULDN’T LOSE SLEEP TO WORK ON YOUR ART !
AND THE LEGENDARY late SHIGERU MIZUKI (GeGeGe no Kitarou) says that Tezuka and Ishimori were bragging about sleeping like 3 hours per day and died in their 60s, while he slept 9 hours a day (for the record, he died at the age of 93 (Nov.30.2015))
SO PLEASE DON’T FUCK UP YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE !
Implying everyone has control over their sleep schedule
implying people with insomnia are pretty much fucked and are going to die early because they can’t control their fucked up sleep schedule
Something that’s forever hysterical to me: how all the
clever and subtle English-name symbolism in FMA becomes so wallopingly in-your-face once you translate the
whole series into English
“Ah yes, Riza Hawkeye. The sharp shooter. With eyes so
sharp, we’ve taken to calling her ‘the
Hawk’s eyes’ on account of this. Riza “The Hawk’s Eyes” Hawkeye. The
similarity is coincidence ignore that.”
“Alex Armstrong. With arms so strong we call him the Strong
Arm alchemist. Alex ‘Strong Arm’ Armstrong. What were the odds of this.”
“King Bradley, first name King. The Fuhrer, leader, ruler,
president. ‘Fuhrer King Bradley’. ‘King King’ if you will. Why our military is
full of coincidences.”
Thing #2 that’s forever hysterical: how the English symbolism becomes SO wallopingly literal that at least half the English-speaking fandom never realizes “King” is Bradley’s corny af first name
A.) I did not know that was his name. I thought that was a title.
2.) It makes sense though, since it’s not his birth name, but the name he was given when he was chosen to lead.
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