mushroom-cookie-bear:

Meanwhile…in an alternate universe…

✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute

shush. I’m not cute

superwho-fandomstuck:

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed* Summon Shenron
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = ＢＬＵＥ  ＥＹＥＳ  ＵＬＴＩＭＡＴＥ
ＤＲＡＧＯＮ

maybeiwasserious:

extrasad:

*pulls aside kindergartener* listen… nothing is real.

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

didyouknowstevenuniverse:

Source [x]

In the Metroid Prime Trilogy version of the game, the Fusion suit can be unlocked using the bonus credit system.

dracini:

magicmusicmann:

ihadagoldthrone:

0:Height
1:Virgin?
2:Shoe size
3:Do you smoke?
4:Do you drink?
5:Do you take drugs?
6:Age you get mistaken for
7:Have tattoos?
8:Want any tattoos?
9:Got any piercings?
10:Want any piercings?
11:Best friend?
12:Relationship status
13:Biggest turn ons
14:Biggest turn offs
15:Favorite movie
16:I’ll love you if
17:Someone you miss
18:Most traumatic experience
19:A fact about your personality
20:What I hate most about myself
21:What I love most about myself
22:What I want to be when I get older
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
25:My idea of a perfect date
26:My biggest pet peeves
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30:What I hate the most about work/school
31:What your last text message says
32:What words upset me the most
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
34:What I find attractive in women
35:What I find attractive in men
36:Where I would like to live
37:One of my insecurities
38:My childhood career choice
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
40:Who wish I could be
41:Where I want to be right now
42:The last thing I ate
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44:A random fact about anything

PLEASE SEND ME ANONS I NEED DISTRACTIONS

I need distractions from stress

viewtifuljae:

Oh my god Swery

Swery, I love you and your games.

thebluestrokes:

[Sigh] How many times do I have to tell them?

“Close the garage door when you finish panting it!”

[sigh]

“What the-”

“Didn’t I just finishing closing that?

[ANGUISH]

I am not a fan of the show but I find this hilarious.

I like them both