quartz-poker:

dingdongyouarewrong:

thewriterkid:

dream-fortress:

ubercharge:

ghoulsjw:

zephror:

sizvideos:

Free yourself from your phone when having some time with your family and friends. More information here

oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

This has too many drawbacks. This box will kill someone. There are way too many scenarios where quick and easy access to your phone is mandatory and could save somebody’s life (Yours if you’re in danger, somebody else’s if you’re in emergency services.)

Mother: KIDS, CALL 911 YOUR FATHER IS HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION

Kids: We can’t. You locked our phones in that shitty box. Maybe you should try calling the ambulance on that almost empty wine bottle you opened only five minutes ago?

rosexknight:

If Emma had been like “Yo Rumple I saw your son. The one that you literally ripped the realms apart and took on the darkest curse and died for? Yeah that one. Well he crossed over and is in a better place now so don’t try to make a crystal ball to find him down here or anything because he’s not here.” when she was ON THE WAY DOWN THERE then Rumple wouldn’t have looked for him, found out Belle was pregnant, and dropped the crystal ball, and it wouldn’t have wound up in Hades’s hands.

Nah Emma is gonna tell that to Milah though. Ya know. The one who ran off with the pirate, abandoning her son even though she hated her husband. Yep. SHE definitely needed to know before his much-more-loving Papa.

A+ Emma. Good job Savior…

I kinda agree. I mean, if she had just TOLD gold then he wouldn’t have had to do the shit he did. Why the FUCK did she keep such important information to herself and not tell the only person who could actually benefit from the info and not royally fuck everything up

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

deyogee-deactivated20190228:

daks?

dak, deek, peen and the like

I wanna practice drawing them and need some suggestions

deyogee-deactivated20190228:

KRAKEN RUM IS ACTUAL DEATH IN LIQUID FORM BUT OKAY

aeondeug:

lifewithmike:

…I’m uncomfortable.

As a child I wanted to know. I no longer want to know.

libulan:

“wait what is this” “can someone tell me what this is?”

sethblizzard:

tarajenkins:

Me and Sunshine like to RP in openCanvas about how Asgore and Toriel eventually returned to a life of domestic bliss

Lol!