Yep, there’s the third egg.
can someone write some angsty teen thing about the fragility of life over this picture?
I tried
Yep, there’s the third egg.
can someone write some angsty teen thing about the fragility of life over this picture?
Steven Universe, Gravity Falls and Over The Garden Wall crossover!
I love this so much
“Let’s team up these animated shows for no reason!”
jk it’s actually kinda cool
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
FACT:
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
fuck
More amazing facts here on nowyoukno
while I’m here:
- aspartame does not give you cancer
- gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease
- superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins
- vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)
- you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered
- GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)
- if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it
Why do I understand this perfectly
I don’t get the geode or cinnamon roll bits, but the rest yeah.
the geode is amethyst. Steven is the cinnamon bun too pure for this world
a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate
Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death
black-haired rival anime boy who talks way too much to avoid being the silent but respected rival
Pink haired anime girl who avoids the protagonist at all costs because she has zero interest in him and doesn’t want to become the love interest.
disproportionately large-breasted anime girl who only wears baggy sweaters and ankle-length pleated skirts in ugly plaids because she doesn’t want to become the fanservice character
Someone do this…
Plain background character with no major defining features, short black hair and glasses desperately trying to be the protagonist.
#I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND #AND DOING IT PURPOSEFULLY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE JUST BECAUSE SHE C A N #HERO HERO HERO (via softlycanthropy)
I remember kids being terrified of animatronics at all those birthday parties. So here’s a headcanon where Mike helps those kids by keeping the Fazband away from them! Because he knows EXACTLY how scary they can be!
Besides, feedback like this can make a crappy job not all THAT bad. Sometimes. :3
Oh and may I present my version of Scott, AKA the Phone Guy!
