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yeah i should probably

Poor people who cannot afford to hire a samurai cannot afford to hire a samurai

nightfoot:

History of japan is such a quality meme because it’s not just 1 or 2 sentences repeated over and over, it’s a 9 minute video filled with highly-quotable lines. There’s so much variety and so many opportunities to make memes with it and also it’s highly educational and the whole thing is just 

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benwalkerwyatt:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that you need:

- really good metal

- crazy rice farms

there is nothing inherently wrong with:

- hanging out between the mountains

- eating nuts off trees

- using the latest technology (like stones, and bowls)

egberts:

open

the replies

stop

having them be closed

poedanaron:

“hey can you stop posting history of japan memes?”

sure i’ll downgrade it to

did i say downgrade? i meant upgrade

johnboyegaismyhusband:

nesija:

that foundation can get the succ tho

Ya Man is out of town and this toothpaste staying the night. Wyd?

Heading back to work. SEnd more asks to soap and I will answer when I get home

codenamex96:

codenamex96:

berlynn-wohl:

prokopetz:

ruingaraf:

prokopetz:

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

As hilarious as this is, pretty much all mammals, several birds and reptiles and some other animals masturbate.

Adding into this, one of the funniest things that ever happened when I was a kid is my cousins were taking a picture at this family reunion. It was at one of their farms, and they had a horse standing next to the truck they were taking a picture in front of. The horse kept making weird grunting noises, and then right as we started snapping pictures it reared up and smacked this poor girl in the face with its dick, and then preceded to jizz on the other 3 people taking a picture.