This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
That’s really fucked up .-.. I like how it’s perfectly fine to say shit like this but god help us if this was shooting down women.
dear god wtf guys? First you can ‘get yourself pregnant’ if you don’t take percussion before sex. Second, how will you ever do that if for some reason you are forced back into a time or place where you can not use bone marrow to create another female? Don’t forget, even with joking, you are still saying “lets kill a gender because they are a gender!” What is this? Nazi Germany? I mean fuck people. I get this is Tumblr but please, just fucking stop while you are ahead
The lesson here is that everyone is shit and should be eliminated.
But it still has the blogs under the functions which annoys me a bit. The thing I currently have is closer to the classic.
I think its changeable, judging by the “edit appearance” button at the bottom of the blog bit. Or that may be to edit the blog appearance, I’m not sure. Can’t get xkit, won’t install on my version of Firefox. Forced update to beta.
Edit appearance is for your blog. To edit what it looks like as a sideslide or mobile.
trans person: *transitions as a young child*
cis people: they're too young to make that decision! their parents are pushing it on them!
trans person: *transitions as a teenager/young adult*
cis people: they're just doing it for attention! you just don't know who you are yet!
trans person: *transitions at 40/50*
cis people: they're just having a mid life crisis! get a grip!
trans person: *transitions as an elderly person*
cis people: their mental health is deteriorating! clearly their family aren't giving them enough attention!
trans person: *decides not to transition*
cis people: wtf! clearly you're not really trans. stop lying!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.