The ritual requires a bell, book, and candle. Unfortunately, your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you have a cat toy, your car manual, and a spark plug. It’ll still work, right? Probably?
bell book & candle is for an exorcism, right? they work because they symbolically invoke the church. well, now you’re symbolically invoking your cat and your car. idk how powerful your car is, but your cat probably has it covered.
Originally for an excommunication, IIRC, I think the exorcism version is a pop culture mutation.
who you gonna excommunicate out on highway 3 south of faribault, lory? a raccoon?
that raccoon knows what it did
Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.
ID: First image is of Taako, and elven man in purple and green wizard clothes leaning one elbow over a counter and his other arm outstretched. He has long, blonde hair in a braid, tan freckled skin, green eyes, and a slight build. He says, “Hello, I would like a job application. My qualifications are, “Savior of the Universe” and “nepotism.” Behind him are posters that read, “Welcom to the astral plane,” “Eternal stockade tours availabe,” and “If you can read this, you are dead.” The second image is of Kravitz, Barry and Lup standing over Taako and yelling down at him as he sits in a chair. Kravitz is a tall man with brown skin and dark locs pulle dup in a meassy bun. He is wearing red and black formal clothes. His hand are pressed against his face. Barry is a short man with pale skin, brown hair, and glass. He is wearing a light blue shirt and bluejeans. Lup is a tall elven woman with blonde, curly hair, and tan, freckled skin. She is wearing a magenta dress with sheer sleeves and flame decals. Taako looks supremely bored as he sits haphazardly in the chair. End ID.]
Inspired by @nillial’s very good post
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