Brown-haired?
AnonymousYes I have brown hair
Client: Our website is down. We need it up now. All our business is done via our website.
Me: You cancelled our services in May 2014.
Client: Yeah, but it was working last week, and we need it up now. We’re losing money even as we speak.
Me: You haven’t paid us since April 2014, and you said your new IT company had it last year. We took it down in a bit of a virtual clean-up last week
Client: Yeah, but it was working last week and we need it back up. Now.
Me: I have an email from you telling me to cancel your service in May 2014. We haven’t charged you since then… but your website was still up.
Client: Yeah… so you should have warned us before taking it down.
Me: You told us to take it down. Last year. Then you stopped paying us
Client: We need it now. We’re losing thousands of dollars every day
Me: Ok… we need to get it off a back up drive, then you need to pay for the hosting of that website from May last year to now.
Client: Wait, wait, wait… you want money from us? No way. No, no, no, we’ll find a new web designer, make a better site, then find someone to host it, and we’re gonna sue you for not warning us that you’re taking our site down.
Me: You told us to take it down last year. You stopped paying us. You should ask your new IT company why they didn’t migrate it. You want to build a new site? Cool. That will take a few weeks, you said you were losing thousands daily. It’ll cost less than that to have your site up in a few hours.
Client: &$%# YOU
Me: Ok… thanks for calling. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Is this a repost?
Game grumps video at 1 min: hAHA POOP JOKE HAA WTF SONIC THE HEDGHORG
Game grumps video at 10 min: the universe is so massive it's terrifying and knowing that anything could happen to us scares me but also there is a beauty to it
dusted
I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene
The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
was that a girl who beat them?
… Wtf happened???
YASSSSSSS
Loved this the first time I saw it. Still love it. Will always love it.
and she has a fucking umbrella
omfg
THAT CRESCENT KICK
Clearly she is a Kingsman.
She even has the umbrella
i cant believe this is getting reblogged by hipsters again. people are even tagging it as “#about me”. this was just an ego boosting post about how great i am about playing spy in tf2
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
Same
Meh, I don’t sleep much.
can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage, forced to laugh it off even though he’d just been assualted because men aren’t allowed to complain.
Another reason I’m a feminist. Because male victims aren’t taken seriously, especially when it’s a female perpetrator.
Also Madonna is 56 years old. Drake is 28. If a 56 year old man kissed a 28 year old woman like that, a lot more people would be disgusted by this.
she is literally twice his age.
I mean literally in it’s true definition, not the exaggeration.
28*2=56
