Silver Tongue

hell-bound-hell-hound:

If it involves dragons count me in

@elektronx

bogleech:

screensavorstudios:

bogleech:

Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”

That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.

The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.

…..what

charlie-higson:

When somebody calls you a cutie but you’re actually a real ruff customer!


I made this comic a while ago and I never uploaded it. In fact I have a couple in my draft folder which I might just upload m’here. 

In all fairness, I call everything cute. It could be a dragon with it’s organs spiling out and it’s maw filled with bloody teeth and I will still call it cute.

anarratorofnogreatskill:

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

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My roommates were horrified.

mskirona:

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you cannot convince me that leonardo divinci WOULDN’T do something like this

imilax:
“ vaultgay:
“ @vau1thunter
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@alatreon-the-elder
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@bloodsbane
nahel-argama:
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quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

scherzicscherzo:

crackervolley:

laidlays:

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fucking RIP Kotaku

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we won

And that’s just the compensatory damages.  They still have yet to award the punitive damages.

Pretty much, some one told me Gawker is only work 60 mill or so, so they are pretty royally fucked, and with them go all their subsidiaries.

I love how Gawker’s going “FREEDOM OF SPEECH”.

Freedom of Speech has no bearing whatsoever on this case. Freedom of speech is freedom from government interference with what you can say and report about the government. It does not protect you against invasion of privacy or any other form of bad journalism. If you post someone’s sextape online, they have a right to sue your ass and the Constitution will not protect you. You need some damn charismatic lawyers and some creative maneuvering to claim Fair Use and claim it successfully in order to get away with it.

quartz-poker:
“ did-you-kno:
“ This photo (left) went viral as a ‘Hubble image of Earth in her cradle of clouds,’ but it’s actually CGI artwork. Hubble orbits at 8km per second, so the photos taken of Earth as it races by just end up looking like...

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

This photo (left) went viral as a ‘Hubble image of Earth in her cradle of clouds,’ but it’s actually CGI artwork. Hubble orbits at 8km per second, so the photos taken of Earth as it races by just end up looking like white streaks (right). Source

You don’t usually point deep space telescopes at Earth for the same reason you don’t use microscopes to look at things very far away. It’s a completely different set of skills and a completely different set of lenses is required.