adurot:

gearholder:

i-cant-name-me:

deeceeoh:

mypettentaclemonster:

kitsiinabox:

titodelcuba:

fedoraspooky:

filledoureyeswithstars:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

#i love this game i play it every time#ok ok#discord inducement#thats causing discord and strife in a group#ok cool#and#owl physiology#what the fuck??#im a fucking owl#im an owl who will make u hate ur friends#what the HELL is this (via oscarjulietsierra)

Apparently I can sense the feelings of fish and breathe clothes out at people. Nice to know I’ll probs be found dead with some pants lodged halfway out my throat fffff

So I got Object Immortality (as long as an certain object stays intact my soul can live forever)

but then I got Artificial Soul 

lmao what the fuck

Ur a Meguka Tito

(I got Transformation and Life creation. So I can… make new life/modify existing species and shapeshift. cool.)

Imaginative Technomagic &  Death Recreation

……I would be the most terrifying being to exist

and I love it

Power Headbutt and Reality Modding

Impressive. Most impressive. :3c

Brain Drain and Powerful Touch.

Sleep Manipulation which I’m already familiar with and know how to abuse the fuc out of >:Y

And… Poison Mimicry… shiet.

Apathy and Mystical Dancing… So my superpower makes me look like an idiot, but at least I’m too emotionless to be embarrassed.

Monster souls and nemean lion physiology.

Not only can I absorb the souls of monsters and call upon their power at will but I also am impervious to weapons except in my mouth

charminglyantiquated:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

desertqueenfuriosa:

People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years with only each other to grow close too, trust, survive with, protect, build with, bond with etc. 

That eVERY SINGLE ONE WOULD END UP STRAIGHT??????!??!!

earthbound-is-best:

egalitarianbunny:

lion-against-sjw:

milkyrum:

starblazer124:

notsafef0rtwerk:

twotontwentyone:

this-is-life-actually:

This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”

Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.

More like this on @this-is-life-actually

Killing it.

Honestly she looks so good

This girl looks amazing. Honestly, I’d love to look like her.

She’s too cute

that’s what happens when you’re probably over 5'5, 200lb, and proportioned fucking hella.

Ah she cute

My first thought upon seeing her was “Oh wow she’s really cute”

morebuildingsandfood:

Beer from The Town with No Name, by Delta 4 Interactive.

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

cunt-lyfe:

pitmother:

The Dark Lord will require a new host soon. 

This is how you know money can buy anything. Do you know how unlikely it is to get one heart, yet alone a second one?

“Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.”

nxghtofthehxnter:

k-lionheart:

spookylangsettte:

scream bc this speaks to me on another level

I’m so proud of the parents. They could’ve spoken up. Could’ve said anything. Instead they just sit back. Watch this fool tiptoe around making cereal with fucking sunglasses on at 7 pm and just let him go. They saw a beautiful hilarious moment and like Sean Penn in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty just enjoyed it and let it go

@meenahpeixes

raikou:

mishacoliins:

!!!!!!