Silver Tongue

the zodiac signs as Stan Pines quotes

Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

pokemonpalooza:

What legendary Pokemon do you think I would be (bonus points if you give a reason why)?

orangetimemachines:

sniffing:
freedom of speech doesn’t protect you from the social repercussion of your words, remember that next time you try using that as a justification to spew hate.
in addition to this, if your justification for what youre saying is “freedom of speech” then that means your argument is so shitty that its only merit is that its not illegal to say it

uwishnstuff:

the-legend-of-zelda-series:
HOW DARE THEY PACKAGE A PIECE OF GOLD WITH A PIECE OF CRAP?!?!
Look you may not like legend of zelda but its a pretty good game, there’s no reason to call it a piece of crap.