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wtf is a Chick Tract it sounds like something biological and horrifying

danthesnuggleman:

interstellar-elf:

bogleech:

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Chick tracts are tiny, usually hateful and vicious Christian comic books created by a mysterious recluse who goes by Jack Chick, believed to be an alias since the initials are the same as “Jesus Christ.”

These comic books are sold in bulk so they can be scattered around, left in public restrooms, handed out to kids, distributed any dumb way imaginable to preach to as many people as possible.

Running themes include how everyone is going to burn in hell, how gay people spread disease, dungeons and dragons turns women into suicidal atheist witches and humans rode dinosaurs 6,000 years ago.

You forgot Halloween. Jack Chick hates Halloween. He makes a Chick Tract every year about how “evil” Halloween is and that celebrating it will send you to hell. Funny thing is that he also instructs people to deliver these out on Halloween, which if you did, will assure that your house is egged, tp’d and otherwised vandalized by angry preteens by morn. He’s also published a few tracts demonizing Muslims, Catholics, Feminists, protestors, Wiccans, unemployed people, LGBTA, and Native Americans as well as a few racist and anti-semetic tracts and ones that are guilt-trips.

There’s a channel on youtube called “The Bible Reloaded” run by two atheists which does humorous readings of the tracts every now and then. 

There’s also a few animated Chick Tracts out there and he’s written books associated with the same Christian denominations that are affiliated with Focus on the Family.

I had a customer who used to leave these at my store every Saturday, sometimes two in one day. My backline closer and I would sit and read them and laugh at how racist and ridiculous they all were. We don’t get them anymore, for which I’m grateful, but the fact that they still exist is just miserable.

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
“ jen-iii:
“ swankivy:
“ cant-get-enough-pearl:
“ GARNET IS EATING.
THIS IS CANON UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
”
She ate in a previous comic too. DOUBLE-SCOOP ICE CREAM with Steven.
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GARNET...

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

jen-iii:

swankivy:

cant-get-enough-pearl:

GARNET IS EATING.

THIS IS CANON UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She ate in a previous comic too. DOUBLE-SCOOP ICE CREAM with Steven.

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GARNET LIKES TO EATS SWEETS HOW PRECIOUS

I think she likes to do it because it involves cute activities with Steven 

I think she could care less about it but will do it if it’s what steven wants because she’s the best mom

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rosexknight:

13 is Chip.

I was gonna use this method to decide what character to do a Q&A with.

Did you do that on purpose? XD

No. I just always do 13 when there is no 42

screamelectric:

Me when Pokemon GO gets released.

life hack

beanghost:

beanghost:

when naming your firstborn child you can cause a stack overflow in the system’s memory by naming it %5E2019F% allowing you to sideload unsigned external code and run DOOM

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kilalabunnies:

nixpunk:

when you gotta kinkshame your friend

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