Silver Tongue

shampooligan:

shampooligan:

my favorite story in the star wars eu is that the red droid that luke and uncle owen almost got instead of r2 was actually a force sensitive droid that foresaw the entirety of the original trilogy’s events in a dream and, knowing that luke acquiring r2 would eventually lead to the fall of the empire, purposely blew its motivator to set this exact sequence of events in motion

im not lying about this

pettyrevenge:

Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox’s power button. Now, whenever he’s playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.

confusedbearsounds:
“ MMmMMMmmMMMMMMMM LOVE ME SOME NEW OCS!!!
I have like 0 ideas what to do with him, maybe get back into role-playing?? or like?? idk man
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confusedbearsounds:

MMmMMMmmMMMMMMMM LOVE ME SOME NEW OCS!!!

I have like 0 ideas what to do with him, maybe get back into role-playing?? or like?? idk man

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awkward-lee:

it’s not delivery… it’s an emoji war

"Twohandguns" got me thinking of a pistol with a claymore hilt as the grip

theclockworkpony:

stedilnik:

bolt-carrier-assembly:

stedilnik:

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this must be a threehandgun 

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YOU SEE IVAN

tomfawkes:

Just found out why Balloonicorn has so many holes…

scraps-is-busy:

Okay, but what if I drew a Zootopia picture that made everybody sad and tainted their happy ending?

*whistles*

I would be forced to rip your throat out

Real talk, if I could go back in time, I would go to Shakespearean era and pass off Legend of Zelda as an opera.

What would you do if you could go back in time?

askfrisktherandomblogger:

silver-tongues-blog:

elfzelda:

thegamerinallofus:

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

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Originally posted by warriorzelda

having adblock

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Sites that forbid adblock

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Originally posted by sacredflames

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

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Originally posted by midnaslamnent

smolscully:

smolscully:

i keep telling boys that ask me out on dates that I haven’t seen The Force Awakens so that I can go see it again for free. I’m about to go see it for the 6th time

good news my friends! it was just as good the 6th time