Silver Tongue

weloveshortvideos:

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

@gluttonace

@ask-wiggles

woozapooza:

This was in the library at my college.

brienneofsharks:

Here is a comic I made for your enjoyment and education

knights-of-ben-solo:

Savage teenage Leia putting Dad on blast

schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:
schneezusweiss:
“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

ravnclaws:

siri, this is not what i meant when i asked for the function of a rubber duck.

ohboyafangirl:

never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:
was at one point the richest person in the entire world
murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
betrayed 4 different factions in one game
had a full six pack at 70 years old

awkward-lee:

#couchwatch2016

b0urney:

hotboyproblems:
my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night
my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on