Silver Tongue

enemy-stand:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life
When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

tehsmarticus:

sadsnivy:

thugilly:

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

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I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

This makes me wish I was dead

GOD DAMMIT

qozxe:

sizvideos:

This ring launcher will change the way you play with your dog. Get more information here

you throw the ring and it just keeps going. you never see your dog again

brennenbeckwith:
“ lacuna-matata:
“ OMFG…from my fiance’s family CAH game this weekend (they’re all white FYI)
”
Where is the lie
”
the token minority

brennenbeckwith:

lacuna-matata:

OMFG…from my fiance’s family CAH game this weekend (they’re all white FYI)

Where is the lie 

the token minority

wolkemesser:

Sources confirm that while video, text, and photo posts on Tumblr have declined since the release of Miraculous Ladybug, Chat posts are at an all-time high

medusa-seduce-ya:

matvrity:

officialbuttcrack:

Lol wtf

SCREAMING

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theshantiestme11ophone:

babygivepeaceachance:

mageof-space:

sammit-dam:

vapemom:

threedogs:

bwitiye:

johnkeynes:

cause-why-thehell-not:

vorematty:

whatthebec:

nobody on this website knows what communism is

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

No that’s communion communism was a show on nbc about a community college

you’re thinking of community. communism is a form of birth control that goes over a penis

youre thinking of a condom. communism is the travel to a place on a daily basis to go to work

youre thinking about commute. communism is when you share/exchange ideas,information, or news with someone.

you’re thinking of communication. communism is an electronic device used from storing and processing data.

you’re thinking of computer. communism is a type of bandage that uses pressure to reduce the flow of blood.

You’re thinking of compression bandages. Communism is when you pay an artist to draw something for you.

You’re thinking of commission. Communism is when you feel really good about yourself, as well as your abilities and qualities.

You’re thinking of confidence, which doesn’t exist.

communism is when a new store opens up and steals your customers

taokaka:

segapico:

oh no my weed bag caught fire and the smoke went into the vents and spread thru the house and now my whole thanksgiving family is stoned and its epic

this is what happened when i reblogged this post


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