i-hate-chick-fil-a:

Anyone else hungry for some rich people? #BernieIsRight

tiphansia:

This makes me sad for some reason… hes tired of yelling… hes tired of being angry… he just wants to rest…

grawly:

silver-tongues-blog:

grawly:

i know his name isnt actually Sans Undertale but i straight up cannot call him anything else

actually sans undertale is the doctor. you’re thinking of sans undertales monster

thank you

nitewrighter:

zanabism:

gleelesbian:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

ilyatt-deactivated20200607:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

reflauta:

gayarsonist:

tumblr is just talking to yourself but for an audience

That’s called a soliloquy.

found the theatre kid. get em boys.

durpacerangerrogjro:

benepla-deactivated20200506:

Oh my god the stock market crashed and I didn’t even notice cuz I was eating pussy

i want you to know i found out about the stock market crash from this post

uphorikk: