gamzee:

You have caused my companions to shun me; you have made me an abomination to them. I am shut in so that I cannot escape… Is your steadfast love declared in the grave, or your faithfulness in Abaddon? (PS 88:8+11)

redbullseb:

no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

retroactivebakeries:

demilypyro:

lindleland:

doubleca5t:

super-affection:

her pussy radiates heat like a ps4

we’re really running out of posts to make huh

i’ve seen an extremely similar post years back about the PS3. we aren’t just running out of posts, we ran out years ago. time is a flat circle

yeah well MY pussy radiates heat like a ps5

#not a single game between three pussies

chefpyro:

me: what’s a “crack” ship?

deme: it’s when a ship is really random like uhh… in steven universe, greg and jasper or something

me: ……. okay no first of all i could see that working, greg likes huge women and jasper could be all tsundere about his affections and

deme: i regret this

a crack ship is shipping two characters who might not even know each other like mamu and madame broode from mario 2 and mario odyssey

smis-five-creedmoor:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

Zombieland Saga becomes incredibly funny if you replace Saga with any particularly mediocre U.S. state

The funny thing is that the Saga prefecture is that particularly mediocre Japanese Prefecture. Both in-universe and in reality.

sexaulity:

congratulations

free him

hollyfluffs:

campyvillain:

guava-jarritos:

clearlyautomaticpainter:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

it happened again

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

roxylalonde:

roxylalonde:

the sad reality of being a trans woman

Patriarchy strikes again