Silver Tongue

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

cuddlyjew:
“ Mom I can’t go to school it’s a national holiday
”
HOLY SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

cuddlyjew:

Mom I can’t go to school it’s a national holiday

HOLY SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

chef: That lobster is good. This lobster is died but is still good
I started sketching @confusedbearsounds demon character but it got out of hand

I started sketching @confusedbearsounds demon character but it got out of hand

Parents of Beach City

charlesoberonn:

Strict parents

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Lenient parents

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Frequently away parents

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Always there parents

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Overbearing parents

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Underbearing parents

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And friends who act like parents

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punrepentant:

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

82 for the nsfw asks
Anonymous
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Nearly getting caught masturbating and I ended up taking a shower at near midnight to not get caught and to finish.

Kitchen Nightmares
Chef Ramsay: Your food is rotten. How could you let this happen
Restaurant Owner: Why are you blaming me? Why should I care?
Owners Wife: because it's your business
justareallyboredfangirl:
“ loserstfu:
“ That bitch. Lmao
”
Mother a fuckin savage good god
”

justareallyboredfangirl:

loserstfu:

That bitch. Lmao

Mother a fuckin savage good god