Silver Tongue

thedailyshow:

@jordanklepper spent all night looking into Donald Trump’s business ventures. Spoiler alert: it’s all bullshit.

weloveshortvideos:

finally meeting the hot chick i met online

drakthug:

“Tips for People who have ADHD!”
*huge wall of text with bad or no spacing*

alphajade:

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

scottbaiowulf:

chimmi-changa:
Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer
*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

kaylasroses:

This is Tumblr in a nut shell

leiaorggana:

I see what you did there, Disney.